Ronaldo

Lovely goal, like. Shocking keeping.

The type of people who choose to bathe in the reflected success of a team they have no legitemate connection to determines that.

Best has to come back into the team, like.

Really went looking for the ball today. Good game.

His attitude, athleticism and general play were out of sorts when Hughton was sacked. He's always been talented and I've always loved his talent.

Another one for Carlton Cole. Knew we should have signed him.

Fuck me, well spotted.

At least come up with something original, man. Jonas being blocked off in the penalty area by Vidic in 08. Martins being hauled down by Vidic in 09 is another one. Anderson on Lovenkrands in 11. Exactly. Take note, Sewelly.

Perch is just about athletic enough to play CDM, Williamson most certainly isn't.

At least come up with something original, man. Jonas being blocked off in the penalty area by Vidic in 08. Martins being hauled down by Vidic in 09 is another one.

Not in the PL. He was fat and atrocious. Pardew has saved him and Saylor.

Ben Arfa didn't play particularly well either, like. Far better than Raylor all the same.

At least come up with something original, man.

Another one almost killed by Hughton's guff.

I've been the first to defend Taylor this season but he was s**** today. Aye. Especially in the first half. Didn't have a clue what he was doing.

Krul Simpson Taylor Coloccini Santon Obertan Tiote Cabaye Ben Arfa Best Ba

Aye. Enough's enough with Raylor.

Cuntenkrands has stuck?

Daglish.

Do you live on those streets next to that bastarding DVLA place I spent an hour in last week? No idea. Basically, where the river is nearest to the ground I'm just there. On that note, does anyone know where the away fans are out boozing tonight? Better join in The DVLA place is in the tower block on the main road ... you wait for an hour and then they take £2000 quid from you in about 20 seconds. And give you a parking ticket.

Krul 10 Simpson 8 Taylor 9 Coloccini 9 Raylor 2 Obertan 7 Cabaye 8 Guthrie 8 Jonas 5 Ben Arfa 6 Ba 6 Sammy 6 Perch 6

Good player.

Not. Pisses all over Bobby and KK.

Do you live on those streets next to that bastarding DVLA place I spent an hour in last week?