Ronaldo

That actually doesn't describe Ba at all.

Nice. Daftys, have changed it in my post. Chivalry.

Shearer was with him briefly on Saturday from what I've heard.

Wow it's true what they say black is slimming. Best one so far.

He's entitled to share an opinion. In what planet is autoerotic asphyxiation worse than suicide?

This is worth a read regarding Speed's departure from Everton: http://www.nufc.com/html/speed-house.html

Ancelotti at Sunderland, man. That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

I'd rather watch a gardening programme.

Yeah, you'll have to find it, though. It won't be advertised on the site.

What the fuck is up with Shearer, though, seriously? I can't believe the amount of crap he manages to talk in the space of 80 minutes or whatever. It's almost as if his body has been inhabited by Shearer the player's polar opposite.

That was the bad weather weekend wasn't it? Strangely, it didn't snow in Manchester again after November.

Just noticed that. Fair play, David.

It was never a red in a million years. Really don't see what the fuss is all about.

Does this man have no shame in the lies he tells? Sir Bobby wrote in his book that Shepherd sold him behind his back against Sir Bobby and Speeds wishes and replaced him with Nicky Butt after Fred refused to pay £3m for Carrick. Lying c***. Eh? Where's the lie?

Will someone please email them the correct spelling of our club captain's name? Fucking idiots.

You'd think so, given that all the nondescript Asians on my FB were celebrating a 3-0 win.

Best referee in the league.

Some of the things said about MJ on here were disgraceful, frankly.

Given that it was paid for, yes.

It certainly meant something to me, I was there.

shearers debut. Charity Shield.

More or less, but I substitute cocoa butter for anti-aging eye balm.

Don't look old enough to have seen Speed play but fair play to them! They both look older than me and I barely missed a game Speed played for us from start to finish.

That's irrelevant. We have to create more than one good chance for him in 3 games if we're going to be successful.

But he didn't. With Best in the team he'd probably have been on the end of more than one good chance.