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Tiote's not and never will be an attacking player. He's a destroyer, simple as that.

He can't read.

That's not his current house. He just moved into a new house in Jesmond 6 weeks ago. Why were his cars parked outside the Lindisfarne Close gaff a couple of weeks back? He just moved into Lindisfarne Close 6 weeks or so ago. He lives next door to my mate. As discussed earlier in the thread, Tiote came round to watch the match with us y'day, he was also getting his new satellite system fitted y'day afternoon. Moved into two houses in the same week? What a f***ing legend. I fail to understand how you personally, can rate him when he was signed by the regime you despise. I actually have no idea what this is a reference to.

Mancini must cycle back to Alderley Edge every day just laughing at the situation he's found himself in.

He's not instinctive, but he is very clinical.

Shola was a terrible finisher in his early days.

s*** for brains just like his brother. Both are very lucky they aren't still scrubbing toilets at McDonald's.

And free.

And that was the view of Smith less than 6 months into his contract. 4 years later.....

Closest he ever came to scoring against a top 5 side in his time with us.

Given, Taylor and Enrique were absolutely bloody terrible that day.

I don't remember too many Shearer penalties ending up in the top corner, like.

As it should be with any team trying to win the league.

You can have his address if you like; lived down the street from me until February.

He was solid enough in defence, but I think our standards had severely slipped in the wake of Stephen Carr.

Wonder what this bunch of detestable minions think of the move:

That video is horrible.

You say that, but under Ancelotti they had the best defence in the country two seasons running, despite an offensive style of play. VB is simply not cut out for this level of football just yet.

It was a passing thought about a game almost 9 years ago. I think I can just about stagger on with the burden of being corrected from time to time.

Linking up with his huge pal El Hadji c***. s*** players past their best, and c***s to boot.

VB inherited a team that had just finished 2nd. Considering they didn't have their £50m striker for the first half of the season and key players struggled with injuries during that period too, it's apparent that he deserves no sympathy whatsoever. He's spent a lot of money turning a team that could easily have won the title last season into a team that'll struggle to finish in the top 4.

Yep. Completely unsuited to it. He wasn't quick enough for that 5 years ago, let alone now.

That would be some forward pairing.

Aye. Robert at his best that day. Unstoppable.