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Funniest thing is it closed down a while ago and recently reopened as a Brewers Fayre....

It's dress down on a Friday at work, and one the sad bastards came to work in full mackem kit. Premier League badges on the arms and Kirchoff on the back the lot. Prick

BBC report it as just under 14k....

A pub in Sunderland has shared that link about the back yard on their wall stating how classy it looks. Just commented that I've seen better dressed Wheelie Bins

Rafa should get the rest of the team together and put a phone call in to Sissoko's agent on speakerphone pretending to be the Real Madrid President saying he'll pay the fee and give him a massive salary then everyone can start pissing themselves laughing shouting wassup!!!!

After police arrested him, the 38-year-old confessed: “I’ve been noncing in front of schoolgirls, I’m a horrible dirty *******” I don't know what's more shocking. His confession or the fact he's only 38....

Serious question but let's just say he did have a clause in his contract what would the consequences be of not playing him? Surely he would lose all credibility as a "sportsman" if he tried to invoke breach of contract when there are better options available? I use the term sportsman very loosely......

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/serial-flasher-brands-himself-horrible-11732820#ICID=FB-Chron-main Classy. Even got his mug shot taken in his dirty top....

Wa' gannin' ta win tha leeegue!

Cheeky bid for Giroud if he signs

None as far as I know. Pure fantasy. We need a poll up. Would Messi and Ronaldo fancy a season in the Championship? Yes/No/Drug induced lunacy........

More chance we'll end up with someone like David Nugent or Jordan Rhodes tbh. I think there's far too much blind panic. We've lost one game away from home to a team putting in a performance because it was a big game in front of tv etc. A better gauge will be where we are in a couple of weeks after the Brighton game just before the international break.

Didn't we lose some stinkers last time? Scunthorpe rings a bell. People forget the tramps lost their first few games with Quinn in the dugout before the dog nonce came and saved their season.....

I have a feeling our business is done other than to replace anyone who leaves now. Sissoko will go and we will replace, probably Janmaat too.

http://www.thedrum.com/news/2016/04/26/premier-league-agrees-sponsorship-deal-tag-heuer-it-moves-forward-clean-rebrand Think I may have got it wrong. It's a multitude of sponsors. That said they're gonna want to be promoted on hoardings etc so may limit what else can be advertised?

Sure I read somewhere that the Premier League are moving to a centralized advertising deal for grounds a bit like the Champions League and Europa League do. If that's the case there's only going to one name on the front of the tops next year. If he can't advertise his tat emporium we are nothing to him....

By the time the first game comes around I'd expect season ticket sales to be around 35k. If we steamroller Fulham that could add a fair few as well. I very much doubt we will drop below 42k this season even for midweek games against lesser opposition. If you go back to 1992 and the run we went on at the start of the season we could have probably filled the current ground. If we somehow manage to do something similar this year with the newfound optimism we have it's certainly possible....

The new goalie probably popped his head round the corner and said get the kettle on Lee that tea won't Matz it Sels

For a billionaire he's a bit of a tramp. That black and white striped tie must be the only one he owns!

If Adam Johnson ever comes back to play they could make him wear one of those Swansea tops with the first ET blocked out

Read that Sun story this morning. It's total speculation. It's unlikely he would be in the same security category to make him go to Frankland. More chance he will end up on the specialist nonce wing at HMP Northumberland, unless he gets whacked with the full ten years........

So there's no more defence witnesses? One thing that strikes me if the alleged conversation was between 30 people in the team dressing room around the legal age of consent, why have none of the first team been called as witnesses to corroborate this conversation taking place? As a key part of the prosecution case he has in no way been able to back his story up. The defence strategy has clearly been to plant a seed of doubt. There's a small seed but based on the reported facts he sounds guilty to me.....

Bearing in mind they gained millions from the games he played last year which helped keep them up I suppose it would have been a bit of a cheek.

SAFC refusing to comment apparently. You'd think they would come out publicly sacking him now. If he's still available for selection its nothing short of a disgrace

This fella is a complete liability. I'd much rather we gave young Woodman (who is rated) a chance until January or until Darlow is fit. Go and bring in a "purple" keeper in January, get Krul back to full fitness and cash in. Oh, and give Elliott away to Whitley Bay or Gateshead, if he's any better than what they already have