Mikky

Ray Hudson. He's brilliant

First Barca goal for Coutinho

Will be surprised if Conte isn't the next AC Milan manager

Depends if Guus Hiddink is available

I'd be in favour of this

the bit that pisses me off is when a pundit (Owen) says he's "been clever" - no he's fucking cheated, just like you did in your career you cunt

Even the home fans are booing him now

How is that not a 2nd yellow for Gabi?

Lovely hit: Atl Madrid could do with a top wide player; everything is too central

Going forward Ayoze, Kenedy and Murphy need to be playing behind Slimani

Caulkin

What do people think has been the team of the season so far? 4-4-2 De Gea, Walker, Lascelles, Otamendi, Davies, Sterling,Fernandinho, De Bruyne, Salah Kane, Firmino Can't think of a CB - Vertonghan? Gone with Jamaal

Good debut from Michi Batshuayi - 2 goals Really good performance from Andre Schurlle (Jordan Sancho looks like a top player in the making) 3-2 Dortmund - literally end to end stuff

I just can't stop reading that KK quote: it's bloody hairs on the back of your neck stuff

Haven't .com said 1 more to come?

Clucas almost breaks his knee trying to slide whilst celebrating

Really good finish from Firmino that

Man City have bid for him, apparently. Injured player - no worries Pep here's 60m

No thanks

All these clubs buying players ....... what fools

Rafa Feb 1st "This transfer window has been exhausting, frustrating and a complete waste of time: FACT"

Lol as if we will sign a replacement

They've sold a CB and bought a CB