Mikky

Captain? Kane? Sterling? Lukaku? Fuck knows anymore

How did Samper fair?

Wow Stuttgart; good to see them in the CL

No chance

8-0? Liverpool v Besiktas (under Rafa)

Wow when did Vietto move to Athletico Their forward line is very impressive as ever

Ronaldo celebrating his hat trick v Malmo as if it's a World Cup final

English teams in general spend money terribly Yep; kind of the view I've always had;

For all Man City have spent they look incredibly average at times Is it the players or the manager to blame?

Come on Everton

I FUCKING LOVE YOU LUKAKU

So lucky are Palace

Jurgen Flopp

Thank goodness I left Mahrez on the bench Phew

Apparently Osasuna were hoyed out last year for fielding an ineligible player, agree that Real is a different kettle of fish though. It was this season actually, the FA really have no excuses if Cádiz raises a complain. Madrid will probably pay Cadiz off

Surely Spanish FA won't have the balls

Doesn't the Valencia owner have a stake in Salford City? Hence I can somehow understand how the appointment has been made....

Surely they mean Phil?

Fuchs sake I missed it

I did this last week Not this week though

Lovely stuff this tbh

Well done Jamie Vardy

Scored

And yet you'll get the idiots at work tomorrow "Messi is going to Man City. Look it says it here...." Fucking morons