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Hatem will play, simply because it's my first game in years and he wouldn't want to let me down.

The header.

There's a white dot on his cheek that is annoying the fuck out of me, but other than that, holy hell that's funny.

fingers crossed... God, please. I have to see this man play. He's the only fucking reason I'm even looking forward to it anymore.

Any chance whatsoever he could play the Wigan game in less than 2 weeks? Fuck it, I already know the answer.

FUCK OFF! Player I was most looking forward to watch. Will probably never get to see him live, now.

Worst bit for me is knowing that we'll lose some players that I love playing for us if we don't at least repeat last season's efforts. Can't see HBA or Cabaye or Ba staying in a midtable team for long.

Martinez would be a dream, his Wigan team are really shaping up.

"a skin shed by a tarantula which Steven Taylor delighted in using to chase team-mates and staff around. He scared Medical Secretary Kate Dunn in the dining room, then ran after a petrified Andy Woodman before bursting in on Tim Krul as he received a massage. " just LOL'd "get thish shpider out of my fashe steven!" Holy shit the pictures. :lol: No idea how to get them on here, but the one of him chasing Woodman round the carpark. Jungle Fever and honourable mention to: Jungle Fever and Jungle Fever

"a skin shed by a tarantula which Steven Taylor delighted in using to chase team-mates and staff around. He scared Medical Secretary Kate Dunn in the dining room, then ran after a petrified Andy Woodman before bursting in on Tim Krul as he received a massage. " just LOL'd "get thish shpider out of my fashe steven!" Holy shit the pictures. :lol: No idea how to get them on here, but the one of him chasing Woodman round the carpark.

Can't argue with a word of that. In the second half when we just kept launching it for no reason and losing the ball I was so, so tempted to just go home. It was absolutely horrendous, I was fuming at the final whistle. I still am pissed off, an NUFC game hasn't angered me this time in quite a while. Bringing wor lass to her first ever game next weekend...... Bringing mine to the Wigan game in a few weeks. Hopefully Pards will have woken up by then...

He's also the 4th highest "dispossessed per game" in Europe, probably because he tries a trillion mazy runs a day. So I dunno how much that stat means, just seems to suggest that he tries loads so more come off per game but lots don't (Love HBA though, wouldn't want him to change).

Yep, guy I watched our game with thinks he's awful. What have they done to him?

Excellent, thanks man.

So my girlfriend is taking me to see us take on Wigan on December 1st, when it suddenly occurred to me, do we know where the Wigan fans will be and where the Newcastle fans will be? She booked through viagogo, so it suddenly worried me. We're in the SJH stand, L4U. Home fans I hope?

Didn't somebody say that the best result would be Liverpool being 2-0 up and then throwing it away? :lol;

Hatem inspired that with that run. Quality!

Would look good but just stick Ben Arfa in the centre and let him roam from there. Would be more balanced anyway, and Anita has shown he's got enough about him to get down that right side to give the same width that Santon gives on the left.

The new Perchinho? Elliotinho? Robinho We have a winger

"My last retweet proves @dembabafoot is happy at #nufc it's just agent talk Demba Ba is not going anywhere it's up to Demba to sort it out Retweeted by Demba Ba" Some randomer on Twitter that Demba retweeted just now. The tweet the randomer retweeted was the "not a legend but the club is" one btw.

Got a bit of love for Dezza's cheesy grin too.

Is there a reason for him to dislike us?

Wait, so, 4-3-3 is shit and 4-4-2 is mint? I, I'm confused and lost.

Cabaye raping, love that.

Nice pass by Cabaye too.