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If we had a fast striker with Carroll, we would win this league. Shola is so clueless that all of Carroll's work goes to waste. Our midfield looks decent in this league.

I think it was an accident. Looked like he was trying to tap it to Barton (I think) but massively over hit it.

Jonas. What the fucking hell. What THE FUCKING HELL!?!?!?!

UGH. Shola, if someone has launched the ball up to Carroll's head, don't stand there like an idiot, move and get ready to pick up the flick on.

Carroll really does piss all over Shola.

HOLY SHIT JONAS JUST CROSSED THE BALL!!!!!!!

Nolan you gypsy. Just fuck off.

Fucking hell Taylor that was close.

Peter Beagry (sp?) "Ameobi will guarantee them at least 15 goals"

Was looking forward to it until I heard Duff wasn't in the squad. He's the closest thing we seem to have to a pacey striker than can get on the end of Carroll's flick-ons.

Can't wait to hear Brown singing again if Hull hold out.

Cannot believe that Hull are still holding on...

We're fucked. We're absolutely fucked. Selling people with our small squad is suicide.

Who cares? He's a manager he should do everything he can to help his team.

HOLY SHIT WE'VE ACTUALLY GOT A PLAYER IN.

Kaka is thinking that the club have sent him the wrong size shorts, they're so tight! Cristiano Ronaldo likes this. http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/8856/ronaldoo.gif

fyp.

Yours was a Gary Glitter joke ffs. An unfunny one at that.

I find this meatloaf rather shallow and pedantic.

^ Some of that is just brilliant. "Well that thing had a life of it’s own"

O'Leary's better than nothing. Not a lot better, but right now we need a manager, even if he's an arrogant Irish prick.

Random bump?

Got to love their optimism.

So how far did everyone get before they realised it was a fake? Have to admit I believed up until the cock slap.