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Oh that makes relegation alright then. Ranger makes everything alright.

I would be amazing and win us everything through will power alone.

Aha! So, you think he's gonna rob Mike and get us on the cheap eh? Interesting theory, but far too optimistic to be true.

No he's clearly got an agenda, he only wants to run us into the ground. It's all a conspiracy. What do you get when you rearrange Barry Moat? A Rat Rob My. Clearly only in it for some cash. I rest my case.

Can't see Messi ever leaving Barca, unless they have a Newcastle-esque meltdown.

Good move for Huntelaar, his youth alone will almost guarantee him a first team spot in the Pensioners XI.

why not? Who would stop Barcelona They're a football club ffs, not the Spanish Royal Family.

Good luck Oba, thanks for trying.

Butt... options...

Reading through the last 5 pages of this thread I've had my hopes gotten up and then dashed again about 20 times.

Pelvis on a skeleton.

Casillas, Reina, Van de sar are 3 better keepers atm Agree with Casillas, but not the other 2. Especially not VDS.

Cech? Struggling to think of a better keeper, although he hasn't really been as good since his head injury.

That is gorgeous, why the hell can't we have this as our 2nd kit?

You don't seriously believe that they would do that do you?

Well, it's happened. I'm excited again. I can't be fucking bothered with the pessimism any more, this IS happening.

Hull.

My God I can't believe it. We all knew it was coming but it hasn't made it any less of a shock. R.I.P. to a true legend, great man.

Keegan. Aye, so he can get in a huff because his coffee isn't at the right temperature and quit again. *Waits for: "OMG ASHLEEE SUPPORTER!!!11"*

Haha I must admit I've always just assumed it was Ibrahimovic. Look weirdly similar.

Keegan's a traitor. If I'm pissing off Tooj I might as well go all the way.

The answer at that time was Blackburn. Might have been after then. Give us a break man I was 5!

How are you unsure at all? I would much rather be bombarded with bullshit ITK rumours about various players rather than the situation we have at the moment, where we know fuck all about the future of our club as a whole.

When I was 5, I saw Shearer playing in Euro 96 and asked my dad who he played for as he was my favourite England player. Now I could never imagine supporting anyone else, no matter how bad things get.

The look on Bobby's face in the 2nd makes it look like he's going like 100mph. What a man though, so sad to see him looking so frail.