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Smith has been class in midfield. Has to be said.

Fuck Nolan you gypsy.

Well there goes our one real threat upfront.

No, not Barton for Carroll. Barton for NOLAN or SHOLA fucks sake.

Barton on, we just might win this if he keeps his head. A bit of creativity in midfield could turn this in our favour.

He's absolutely clueless when it comes to management but at least he knows it. Yep, he's never claimed he's good enough for the job, he's just not abandoning us with no-one at all.

He is!

I quite like Hughton. Out of his depth, but he's doing the best he can and really seems to give a damn how well we do. Class act.

Jonas it's getting embarassing, stop diving and overacting. And if you're going to, do it better.

Krul is class, what a keeper and so young.

Saying something about Barca.

Duff making up a bit for the own goal that sent us down.

Come on lets fucking finish them. Confidence back up hopefully.

DUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!! I LOVE YOU YOU SEXY SEXY IRISH BEAST

Nice one Krul. Seriously good.

Shearer actually knows his stuff, god why isn't this man our manager.

Well, after a brilliant start in true Newcastle style we completely fucking collapsed. If we don't get a new boss and manager soon then we're cocked.

THE FUCK WAS THAT NOLAN YOU WERE UNDER NOOOO PRESSURE YOU CUNT

That's rattled the fuck out of us.

I think I've actually snapped. I can't stop laughing at everything.

Literally in the case of Shola and Harps.

Is Harper dead?

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

Keep this up, it's softening the blow of Championship football.

Fuck me Carroll is so good.