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Thats where I disagree. Lots of people think thats boring, but for me they're like a predator toying with their prey before unleashing hell, and I love it. Yep, I thought it was a class game.

Masterclass from Barca. Easily the best team in the world, both in terms of ability and in terms of enjoyment to watch. Just cemented them as my 2nd team (Newcastle obviously are my one true love), have never been bored watching them. Great from Iniesta, ran the game. Messi's header was genius, taken brilliantly.

Fuck off takeovers. NOT now, not what's needed. We need stability, which at the moment means Ashley staying.

Hope Barca trash them, but reckon Manure will take it.

He has Dowie to help him Yep that's the fella.

Really hope Ashley gets Shearer to sign this, and does things his way. Be delighted if Shearer was here for the next 4 years and given time to sort us out.

He's looked quite good, I'd say in a few years he could get into the French team (Boumsong could ffs). Why has he picked Cameroon over France?

Why not? Some people compare Jonas to Park. Because both comparisons are madness. Park and Tevez are a thousand times the players that Jonas and Martins are.

FUCK OFF PLASTIC FUCKING CHELSEA FANS. ARGH! Cannot stand being ribbed about this by some Chelski cunt.

Comparing Martins to Tevez. My God...

Yep, Duff impressed me these last few games, as well as showing that he cared he put in some decent shifts. Wouldn't mind seeing him stay at all, with a paycut of course.

Going to see us when we play Plymouth away, closest ground to me.

From an outsider looking in...I thought Keegan was a joke. He has never organized a defence, he's not right mentally and his style of management was still in the 2002 era. The only change he'd have made to your season is you would have gone down with more than 15 players on 50k a week. Perhaps you might have stayed up if he got just 1 more result but he was never the right person to take the club forward. Oh, and neither is Alan Shearer. Appoint a proper manager. Curbishley or Coppell. HA. Had Keegan stayed we'd have been fine. Had Shearer had more time we would have been fine. Coppell and Curbishley would be decent, but Shearer will do better than either of them.

People need to take off their 90's glasses and look at Keegan objectively. The man walked out on us for the 2nd time, setting a series of events into motion that has resulted in our relegation. Had he been a man and stuck it out until the end of the season, we'd be playing Premier League football next season. Not saying it's entirely his fault, but if you think he's blameless then you're simply clueless. *in before, LOLOMG YOUR 17 AND THUS CANNOT HAVE AN OPINION ON KEEGAN!!1 LOOOL MESSIAGHHHH KING KEV LOOOOL!!!11*

"sent down by the mighty villa!!! on your way home!" - Mate of mine, Villa supporter. Fuck off man, we were sent down by 38 awful performances and an OWN GOAL in your game. They hardly sent us down but because they're the last game we had I'll never hear the end of it.

Harper Beye-Taylor-NEW-NEW NEW-Butt-NEW-NEW Carroll-Xisco

I have no problem with the messages I've gotten from Manure fans, or Arsenal fans etc. because they are geniunly better than us and I can accept that. However, when it's a Leeds fan it just boggles the mind. How can they mock someone that's dropped down a league, yet is still higher than them?

Yep, as soon as I get some abuse for this at college from some fucking Manure or Liverpool fan I just know I'm gonna snap and punch someone.

Taylor was on his knees, nearly in tears. Didn't see anyone else but Owen looked like he couldn't give a flying f***. Owen didn't look like he gave a flying fuck when he was waiting to come on, the way he was propped up on the dugout waiting for instructions. Honest question, did Owen even get a kick this afternoon? I really can't remember anything that he did. One good flick on to Shola that resulted in Bambi on Ice hoofing it over.

Pity they didn't play like they cared. Tbh the 3 I mentioned did in my opinion. Shame it was only 3 of them.

Fair play to a lot of them, despite being shit, a lot of them looked like they really cared. Duff, Taylor and Harper in particular.

Broke my heart seeing him like that. He cares, so much and it's killing him to see us like this.

One problem Ashley's the one in charge! With Shearer as manager, this club will get fixed. Happy now?

"Newcastle United would like to confirm that they have in fact been relegated" Unfortunatly I wouldn't put that past our owner.

Absolute hero. With Shearer, this club will get fixed. End of.