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http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_5371563,00.html Bit of a shame that imo. Would have been nice to see Martinez see how far he can take Swansea before leaving.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,62572.0.html This thread is the answer to the above thread.

Prefer pretty much anyone to Ashley right now.

Higuain has been the best player for Real Madrid last season. They'll hardly drop Raul will they? IMO they will. Or at least make him bit part. I was under the impression that he already was bit-part? Doesn't start a lot does he?

How do you think they reply to any prospective bidders? My guess is 'got MSN?' 'asl?'

Why? Solano been quoted today that he want to be a coach here. I think he will do alright. Good on set pieces, technique and other skills. And if he have Spanish speaking players, he will be a help for them. You cant really teach skill, not after the player has hit 18. I saw no evidence of him having the personality to be a coach either Captain for Peru. Knows the club very well. "A happy guy". Can play on his trumpet. He can make the club a bit happier I meant he can be in charge of some part in the training that includes technique, passing and set pieces for example. Lots of sense being made. Mike Ashley take note.

This has to be a joke, please be a joke. HOW ARE OUR OWNERS SO COMPLETELY INEPT!?

"Save & Exit"

Would like to see Speed do well should he take it, top professional.

Fucking hell the least they could do when they decide they need a new story, is run it past a few people and just say "Is this in the least part believable?"

I wouldn't, Parky will come up with lots of witty names for you like "MessiPants", if he reads any posts about Keegan leaving.

Fucking hell Everton.

Sorted as soon as tomorrow? Hope not, if he doesn't do due diligence it could be even worse tbh. Needs to know exactly the state we're in before buying us, so he knows if he has the clout to sort it out financially.

Oh good, he can take Xisco and Gonzalez off our hands. Dunno if Valencia would be too pleased if we tried to sell him like.

Would love an owner from the East, the revenue coming in from over there would shoot up I imagine.

Brad Pitt

You were sucking ashleys man tits the other day, now do you see the monster he is. And to think you were taking his milk. Wtf!? Fuck off man, I said that Keegan is partly to blame for where we are now for leaving us (but lets not go into that again). If that's "sucking ashleys man tits" then back it up with some quotes.

Why is it one thing after another with this club. Jesus Christ.

Glad to see we can still have debates on this forum without it descending into personal attacks. Nice one lads.

Keegan didn't abandon the club, he was forced out by Ashley. Had this argument before, he walked out on us. Not for the first time either.

Thing is I really think Shearer wants to fix this club. He isn't KK, I don't think he'd abandon us like that.

*BREAKING NEWS FLASHES ON SCREEN* Presenter: "And we can now go to David Craig, who's with Derek Llambias who has some very interesting news involving Alan Shearer. David..." *CUTS TO DAVID CRAIG* DC: "Hello Derek. You're live on Sky Sports News, what did you want to say?" *MUSIC KICKS IN* Llambias: "We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I...." *JOE KINNEAR APPEARS TO PROVIDE BACKING VOCALS* That would win me back tbh Yep, if they do that then all is forgiven.

Jesus Christ, this is stupid. BACK HIM FFS.

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