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Portsmouth. Southampton. The latter of those will probably appoint Shearer as manager any day now. If that happens that really would be the straw that broke the camels back for me, I just don't think I could deal with this club anymore. I'd just stop caring. Don't get me wrong I'd still support us, but I would just find it hard to be upset or surprised by any more of the inevitable shit that is going to come our way.

In all honesty, I don't see why Ashley doesn't put Shearer on a month to month contract, so he can stop us being absolutely fucked in the Championship, and actually work on getting players we need etc. And then when the club (if ever) is sold, if the owners don't want Shearer then in less than a month they can just not renew the contract. I think Shearer would go for it, he seems as frustrated as us at not being able to do anything to help.

Why the fuck bring it up now you little cunt? You were club captain ffs and didn't say a word once we had gone down.

Not to go poking the wasps nest here, but what evidence do we have that Ashley is being unreasonable? Isn't it possible that the bidders are themselves trying to negotiate the best deal possible and won't meet his evaluation? Again, I'm not saying this is what I think, just putting it out there as a possibility as I haven't seen any evidence that Ashley is being more of a dick than usual.

He wouldn't would he? He must know what that would mean for us...

Well there's your problem right there.

Nope sorry, no matter how bad it gets I don't think we'll be getting relegated. The season hasn't started yet can we please just fuck off with the doom and gloom for just 1 day?

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Mind boggling that after getting £80m from Ronaldo they aren't going to spend any of it on a top class striker to replace those goals. They could get one for £20-30m and still have a £50m profit.

No chance tbh. Things are bad, bad enough to completely screw any chance of promotion, but we've got no chance of getting relegated.

Reckon the league winners next year will definitely be one of the top four. Whoever finishes first, most likely. You know what I meant.

Wouldn't necessarily call Tevez a "proper" striker, he's much more of an all round playmaker.

Hopefully Liverpool, as much as I hate the bindippers I'm getting really sick of Chelsea or Manure winning every season. Ideally someone outside the top 4 would win it though.

Can't see Santa Cruz or Adebayor going to City if it meant sitting on the bench though.

This.

Bellamy would get dropped surely, when they have the options they could have with the other 3?

Cannot believe they've given him the no. 7. Can't wait for his first game where he gets stretchered off in the first 20 minutes.

That is gorgeous.

The Charlie Chalk wiki page. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Chalk Own up, who was it?

This was fun, we should do it again some time. I'll call you.

Wouldn't want him to go tbh, he's the only one that looks like he gives a flying fuck whether we win or lose.

Shola. Has to be. The falling over bit gave it away.

Tbf we're all saying "assuming they're fit", but if our squad this season was fit all year then I think we would have stayed up. We only needed 1 point, a fully fit Viduka in every game would have got that imo.

The Ranger is going to tear up the championship.

Was genuinely racking my brain trying to figure out who "Gareth" was.