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Signed for Boro according to SSN, for over £4,000,000

FFS now David Craig reporting from SJP apparently.

But why say "according to SSN", I'm watching it and theres nout about us at all. All about MK Dons and Di Matteo.

So happy about this. Sat down with a cup of tea with the telly on, out of no-where I hear "Newcastle have signed Argentinian Winger Johan Gutierrez from Mallorca." Couldn't believe my ears. Best bit about it, out of the blue, no media speculation. =)

Omg now he's got some stupid "Allardyce on Pre-Season" segment on SSN. Just saw it, day one apparently, hopefully the last as well.

Haha, he just realised.

It's all so dramatic.

Why has my commentary suddenly changed?

Kazim Richards looks much better than I remember him being at Sheffield, given Lahm hell.

I love Marcel Desailly, so enthusiastic.

Turned into Roeder, was talking about himself in the 3rd person. "Hopefully that will be enough for someone to take Sam Allardyce on as a manager." Shut it.

But there's going to be a change of management at Bayern before the start of the season, so maybe he thinks he'll get a better chance at first team football under Klinsmann?

the two others gggg mentions look good too (i'd accept if offered those three), and they have a couple of academy players who looks very bright like pourie. http://i26.tinypic.com/2drax60.gif ?

Im in love!Whose she? You seriously don't know who that is? Or am I getting whooshed...

Pmsl if we end up in europe after the season we just had.

Think he's the clear choice for this match, as he's a great leader and was a very good captain. But he isn't good enough to have a permanent place in the team any more, so for that reason, not permanent captain. However I'm happy for him to captain this game, he deserves it.

He's gonna get some serious boos when Fener play Galatasaray.

Ditto, got a soft spot for him after his celebration after beating Liverpool in the semi's. I swear I thought he wasn't gonna be able to get up again.

Cole looks like Altair from Assassins Creed in that hoody.

Ronaldo cries anyway.

Man U win.

Giggs did well, nice to see even if I hate both teams.

Yay, if Bristol go up, I won't have to travel far to see Newcastle play.