LiquidAK

I understand your concern, but having witnessed the Messiah essentially raise Nazareth from the dead anything is possible. If Keegan could get Owen going again, breath some life into Geremi's legs and bring some sense of direction to Butt's passes then I am very hopeful. Never underestimate a positive manager when it comes to things like injuries and a loss of form. If Allardyce was signing him I wouldn't be anywhere near as optimistic. you mean Lazarus? http://www.southsomerset.gov.uk/media/image/a/9/toolkit-cov2_1.jpg Kaka & friends. I like the reference to Moses, who as a carpenter would have used tools like those. Jesus was the carpenter...

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What a disappointing end that came to. Bah.

What you talking about man? This is comedy gold.

"Spurs are better than Barcelona, better than Real Madrid and even Manchester United, Spurs are the future, IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLALALALLA OWWW WHAT THE SHITEIAM ISSSSSS COOKING" ;D

"Tottenham fan here lads..."

Maybe its like the facebook thread in chat where its a pic of yourself Any major news website doing that would be genius tbh.

I've had a day that's been boring as sin. Don't ruin this moment of excitement for me.

As a fan that's lived in Devon his entire life, I probably can't identify with the atmosphere when something special happens. However I love the feeling I get seeing another person in a Newcastle shirt, which down here is so rare. Also when my parents took me up to Newcastle for my 11th birthday to see a match, stepping out and getting the first view of the pitch from high up in the stands, in the evening with the floodlights on and the stadium packed, took my breath away. I won't pretend that I have as strong a connection with the club as those that were born in the city, but I look back on things like that and just smile.

http://www.guardian-series.co.uk/sport/topstories/display.var.2393659.0.hammers_talk_magpies_offer_duff_in_exchange_for_ferdinand.php If that happens Zoggy stays.. Been linked with Myright Hairybollock today also.. Canny fella holds his own but does work better in a CN Paring with Myleft Hairybollock though.. I read that link as "Magpies offer Duff in exchange for Friendship"

and ours is: edgar-cacapa-edgar-edgar Ah yes, the famous Edgar triplets...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=A1YourView&xml=/sport/2008/07/06/ufnhuntelaar106.xml Arsenal after Huntelaar.

Signed for Boro according to SSN, for over £4,000,000

FFS now David Craig reporting from SJP apparently.

But why say "according to SSN", I'm watching it and theres nout about us at all. All about MK Dons and Di Matteo.

So happy about this. Sat down with a cup of tea with the telly on, out of no-where I hear "Newcastle have signed Argentinian Winger Johan Gutierrez from Mallorca." Couldn't believe my ears. Best bit about it, out of the blue, no media speculation. =)

Omg now he's got some stupid "Allardyce on Pre-Season" segment on SSN. Just saw it, day one apparently, hopefully the last as well.

Haha, he just realised.

It's all so dramatic.

Why has my commentary suddenly changed?

Kazim Richards looks much better than I remember him being at Sheffield, given Lahm hell.

I love Marcel Desailly, so enthusiastic.

Turned into Roeder, was talking about himself in the 3rd person. "Hopefully that will be enough for someone to take Sam Allardyce on as a manager." Shut it.

But there's going to be a change of management at Bayern before the start of the season, so maybe he thinks he'll get a better chance at first team football under Klinsmann?