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. Forget about Benteke, he certainly wont be coming to Newcastle

Not interested in going to England I dont think.

Id go for Mulumbu, Belhanda and Carroll.

Id take Hoillett, his pace alone would give us another dimension.

Abel Hernandez as a cheap striker .. considering Palermo have been relegated.

They are getting fucking mauled, toon style.

We basically saved the mackems with that disgraceful performance at home.

Yeh Cacapa got physically man handled by Benjani, he was only brought in coz he was free and a former international. Big Sam loves those signings regardless of his blueprint.

If he hasn't been sacked a week after the Arsenal game, he's here to stay.

Fulham have a shit team though. Outside of Ruiz and Berbatov it's pretty dire. I actually like Jol as a manager, though he should be on 50 points rather than 40. I assume complacency crept in big time, they seem like they've been stuck on 39/40 points for months.

Jol came just as close to relegation Tbf and I really hate Pardew.

Just watched the premier league highlights review show and they dubbed the commentary at the end to say .. Newcastle are now mathematically safe. During the coverage it said "not mathematically safe". Sneaky buggers.

For them to be relegated is paying 13 to 1 on my betting website. However the only way I can see them going down is if Wigan beat Arsenal, Wigan beat Villa and Sunderland lost to Spurs. Combining all three results in an accumulator pays 23.94 to 1. Why are they offering only 13 to 1.

Tommy Oar is a 20 year old left winger / attacker that plays for Utrecht, he's ranked higher than Eriksen in the Erdivise prozone stats. He's pacy, god dribbler and puts in a brilliant cross, especially from a set piece. Could be a target and wouldn't be that expensive.

Can't see it. Moyes is leaving but Everton are still a more attractive prospect than us imo, especially after this abortion of a season. He's class, exactly who we should have signed last summer and we all banged on about it

It gets a bit much sometimes. Yeh it does you fucking ass hole.

Only way to get Ashley to sack Pardew is to hack into his bank account, send all the funds to a Swiss account. Then hold him to ransom, sack Pardew and you get your money back. Keep him and we are donating all your money to Bobby Robsons charity mother fucker.

Would still need a striker. Aubemayang Aye obviously. But Gouff/Cisse up top is good enough with Adam Campbell gettins couple of minutes too. Don't think it is. We are still a quality striker short.

Would still need a striker. Aubemayang

I ignore almost all quotes. Can't be bothered with pointless bickering.

Good idea, but it needs to be sent to all media outlets etc. as a reflection of the fans. So it needs to come accompanied with a petition of some type, who agree with its content and recommendations.

Perfect move for both parties.

Those results are on par with where we should be, it's the other disgraceful results that put us in the shit. This is only talking about results, almost every performance has been shocking.

Make this a vote. Anything over 75% in agreeance start a campaign.

There is nothing good at all about Pardew being in charge, it's not even the shit football, it's everything that goes with it.