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Gouffran did what he does best, not touch the football.

Yes he is.

Is Papiss Cisse a footballer these days?

Perez had a nice short career at newcastle.

How does Gouffran stay on?!

We are such a static side (have been for 4 years), no movement or unpredictability in an attacking sense at all. Also, has Cabella chucked a massive shit in Pardews toilet? WTF is Saylor doing on!

Gouffran, Cisse, Williamson and Tiote all need to get off, useless pricks.

Might see a three-pronged attack of Riviere, Cisse and Perez.

Blob Janmaat Colo Dummett Haidara Anita Tiote Cabella Aarons Cisse Ayoze

wow

fuck, id have put my left testicle on aguero scoring that

Fucking going to New York, Should just stay at city for another season after this.

Lampard is still quality Love the bloke.

Yeh he was utter shite.

Cisse is still our second best striker as bad as he is.

I liked the look of him out wide. He has a bit more space to run at defenders. I would like to see this against Burnley. Tiote Abeid. Anita Cabella Ayoze Cisse

We'll have to wait for Dr Pardew's expert opinion. If not we are looking at an Anita and Tiote central midfield. That worked out well last season.

You can't blame the guy for losing his marbles, he had to play with Poofran and Tiote for 60 minutes.

is mehdi going to be fit?

Tiote was dog shit as well. His inability to pass quickly or forward fucked up any momentum we had on the counterattack.

He really is fucking shit, dropping Cabella for him is a disgrace!

Yeh I can see this happening. Would be a good signing.

Max Kruse rumoured as a major target in The Mirror for 9 million pounds. Yes please.

Saylor is a capable defender on his day but i've seen him have many a 'mare at CB. Limited appearances aye but Dummett has only ever looked a competent CB. Ryan Taylor was absolutely woeful the first few games at LB. QPR in particular - and he had Jonas covering for him. I've little time for Dummett the fullback but medium-term i'd like to see him have a decent run in the side. KI - I don't know what you're talking about. You dislike how I write but it is a fact Paul Dummett has only ever looked a solid CB for us. Excellent player is obviously excessive but you can be a very good PL CB and be pretty limited on the ball. Saylor is a good defender except when he has those "doh" moments of his, it is mainly his stupid mistakes (that happen 1 in 3) that stop him from being a real quality player. Dummet looks more comfortable in central defence than at fullback and add to this that haidara is doing so well, my first central pairing would be Colo and dummet, with stevie close behind... Agreed. A left footer at left centre half is always a huge plus as well.