Chris_R

But keep the toaster plugged in and handy, too.

There's rumours there might be one. And that it may or may not be today. As ever, nobody really knows anything for certain.

What sort of life is that man and all for 115k that just shows the kind of man he is if that's his existence Either that or he goes out in disguise either way him getting grief is all of his own makings 115k is really good money mate. I dunno what planet you're living on like. I'd do a lot of shit i didn't like for that money I think the 115k or 300k whatever it is he makes, is just peanuts compared to what other MD's make in the league - and at least they are aren't universally hated or cucked into submission by their owner to the point where they are unable to make any meaningful decision without having Mike's sign off. Is really what I am getting at from "paid peanuts" - because the reality is he gets paid shit to run a massive football club of our size. So what, he should jack the £300k in and do what exactly? Go stack shelves at Tesco for £15k a year because at least his kids wouldn't get stick for his dad being a cunt and he'd be earning the same as his co workers? Yeah, we'd all take that course of action. Ever tried paying your mortgage with pride? Banks, oddly, don't accept that. He's a spineless spiv and he should be spat at in the street, but let's not pretend that if offered £300k/year to do the same, most of us wouldn't bend over without hesitation. I know I bloody would.

I don't get this "gets paid peanuts" crack. If he walks away from NUFC, where will he find a job paying more? This walking embodiment of the Peter Principle has got the best job he'll ever get in life. He's shit, complicit in our lack of ambition and should be given pelters at every opportunity but to expect him just to quit is crazy when this is the gig of his life where he's paid well beyond his level of competence and is unsackable for any offence less than literally shitting on Mike Ashley's desk.

It'll be Ranieri. Even though everyone with half a brain knows that Nigel Pearson built that squad and got them playing that way, it allows the mantra of "but he won the PL with Leicester, look at Newcastle's ambition (even though no other club wants Ranieri), what more do those unrealistic Geordies want?" to be trotted out ad-infinitum by every TV spiv on Ashley's payroll. It'll be nauseating.

This. I want the whole thing to burn to the ground and that starts with the better players leaving. Ideally to be replaced by utter dross.

They'll blame him. Wouldn't sign the offered contact Not a sovereign state Must be sustainable Blah blah We know what they'll say before they say it. The fact that Ashley has asset stripped the club from the inside out will obviously not be mentioned.

Anyone who would even consider doing the job should be immediately disqualified from applying.

Anyone who gives a single penny to these pricks is beyond contempt.

They can all get fucked. That's me done.

What they said.

Whilst you can point to individual loss years, the club has generally made a profit over his 12-year tenure. Especially when you factor in all the revenue he just diverts out of the club and into his own pockets before it even hits the books. He'll back himself to continue that trend, irrespective of what happens this summer or even over the next 12 months.

This. I cannot comprehend how anyone can think he'd sell his only guaranteed profitable business in order to support a litany of failing ones.

The Chinese province, Hong Kong likes this. Actually, this is the wrong way round. China is part of Taiwan.

Whatever day this goes through (if!), I suspect I'll be off work. I'll 100% be off the day after.

Cooked my chicken isn’t even the right phrase Haha, that's the worst autocorrect I've let slip in a while. Try 'Choked'.

'Squeezed my bird' is clearly a miss-translation of 'cooked my chicken'. He's just telling us about his masturbatory habits. Move along, people. Nothing (relevant!) to see here.

See? That's how well it's working.

Because the last few seasons there was no guarantee if we would even stay up, which would massively inpact the price. No coincidence that the BZG submitted proof of funds after the Southampton game had all but guaranteed staying up. That doesn't make even the slightest bit of difference. You can agree a price, contract and sale subject to staying up and have everything ready to sign when the final whistle blows, or when safety is guaranteed. Whenever you want. There's absolutely nothing stopping that happening, and given how short the transfer window is and how long these deals take, it's exactly what any sane buyer should be doing.

Why do we only ever get these rumours when the transfer window is open? Why can't someone try to buy us in, I dunno, February or March or something? I mean I get that you want to be sure of the league the club is going to be in, but what's stopping someone doing all the donkey work and then saying "Right, it's all agreed, I'll sign on the last day of the season"?

Or don't happen. I'm fine with that too. It's this "It still might!" phase I can't fucking stand.

Isn't that exactly what's happened for each of the last 3 transfer windows? I'd say it's not just possible, it's pretty much guaranteed. We tried / Guess who wins again We bought players in the Summer and January (not enough granted) but it happened, so you're incorrect saying it's guaranteed as it didn't happen the last two for a start True, of course we bought players. But each of our last 3(?) transfer windows has been ruined (from a fans' perspective, at least!) by takeover rumours. I'm not shouting "conspiracy", but it does seem to happen like clockwork as soon as each window is about to open and then we're paralysed for weeks whilst it resolves itself.

Isn't that exactly what's happened for each of the last 3 transfer windows? I'd say it's not just possible, it's pretty much guaranteed. We tried / Guess who wins again

I think we all just know it's pointless getting excited as we've been let down so many times over the years. Saying "It's a conspiracy" is just a defence mechanism because the alternative is to embrace the good news, which always results in disappointment. (That's not to say it isn't all actually a conspiracy, though!)

I've got very little time for the printed press these days, but they're damned if they do and damned if they don't as far as writing stories on this goes. It's a no-win situation for them.