Chris_R

hamady baaawww Google translate: Hamady Ba @ hamadyba92 # Newcastle supporters soon forget huh. That move-engineering, shit-stirring, whinging, worthless leech can frankly fuck off. His opinions count for less than nothing.

This. Also, they should have been down to 10 after Ramires lunged in with 2 feet on Jonas, though doubtless Rafa will conveniently forget that. And as for Ba going off changing the game, well I'd say Chelsea played better after he went off than before.

Thought he was fantastic today. Sheer pace and power, coupled with great technique. Looks like he's going to be a monster.

We'll make subs at some point, but Sissoko, Cabaye, Cisse and Gouffran need to stay on. If any of them come off I'll be livid.

"Lets sit back and defend 2nd half" "Then I'll bring Shola on after 60 minutes to either play on the wing or so I can put Cisse on the wing."

Music seems to have stopped. What an odd 15 minutes or so that was.

He sometimes has attacking and creative intentions. Even gets forward. These things cannot be tolerated in more than 3 people in the team at once. Everyone else has to defend for 90 minutes.

Personally I think its the most believable thing around.

Is what you meant. Did we lose to Villa? We tried our f***ing hardest to in that second half. The fact that we didn't quite manage to chuck it away is scant cause for celebration.

No. But it's still worthy of pointing out how shit and horrible it is. No way should you accept shit things just because they become the norm.

Is what you meant.

So because the retarded thing he does is expected, we shouldn't moan about it? Of course we bloody should.

Made me think... Maybe it's his father that's ill?

01 Green 03 Traore 05 Ferdinand 20 Fabio Booked 21 Ben-Haim 07 Park Ji-sung (Zamora - 67' ) 14 Granero 32 Faurlin Booked 12 Mackie 37 Bothroyd 39 Campbell OK. There's plenty of players been rotated, but to my untrained eye there's still a good few first teamers there, especially in defence.

Honestly, you could have a chimp throwing poo at the tactics board as a manager and still couldn't f*** up that squad, at least when it comes to avoid relegation. How could you possibly know so much about Pardew's tactics? That's classified information!

6.5. Wow. Just wow.

Good job he had some cash ready.

The club have a policy of not speaking about anything until it has been finalised. Plus, the actual quote was: That's completely different to the tabloid-esque attention grabbing headline of "Newcastle say move is news to them". They've really just said "No comment".

This is odd. Coloccini stayed with us when we were relegated, odd that he'd want to leave to go to San Lorenzo just because we're doing badly when they themselves are doing just as badly and as likely, if not more likely, to be relegated themselves. So I don't believe that he wants to leave because of our league position. If he wants to leave because someone's ill, fine, leave and have some unpaid time off. Sort yourself out and come back, if possible. But if he just wants to leave, and there's no genuinely acceptable reason, then he can frankly get lost. If he walks out, Tevez his ass and fine him for every moment that he misses training or each game he's not available for. Do this every single week and hang onto his registration for the next 3.5 years or whatever's left. The problem here is the lack of concrete information. I don't know whether to sympathise with him or think he's a fucking cunt.

Personally I wouldn't read much if anything into Pardew's quotes. 1) He has to say that he impressed him during that game. Be rude not to after just signing him. 2) We all know that Pardew has no say in transfers. Thankfully. 3) Nobody on here could even remember this lad playing against us. Plastic fan you tbh. I can't bear to watch us without heavy drinking. I can't even contemplate it sober. Then it's hard to remember much at all in the morning, there's just a blurry smudge of a memory, a feeling of regret and a nasty taste in my mouth. Bit like shagging the missus really.

Personally I wouldn't read much if anything into Pardew's quotes. 1) He has to say that he impressed him during that game. Be rude not to after just signing him. 2) We all know that Pardew has no say in transfers. Thankfully. 3) Nobody on here could even remember this lad playing against us.

Pleased by this. Think a celebratory wank and a couple of cans are required now.

Properly chuckling away at "hoof roof". That video is excellent, and it's not like its clips from 30 different matches over a 5 year period, it seems to be highlights from just a couple of games which is always encouraging. Still, I'm sure Pardew will coach all flair out of him. Probably fine him a week's wage every time he moves more than 2 foot with the ball or passes it without it clearing half-way.

I live about 3 miles from Harry. I might go and park my car across his driveway so the cunt can't get out.

What if they're s***? Is it Pardew's fault that Jonas has never been able to cross or that Shola is closer to bedridden than professional athlete? Of course Jonas has never been able to cross. He's right footed and constantly played on the left. I, like you and everyone else on here, have no fucking idea if he crosses like Nobby Solano or Danny bloody Simpson until he's given an extended opportunity to demonstrate one way or the other. So yes, Pardew's fault. (And yes, I know he's played a game here or there on the right, I'm talking an extended period of time so a proper opinion could be formed)