Chris_R

Oh, and the return of the set penises. That seems to be our game plan. Keep it tight at the back and score from a set penis. Because THAT'S worked so well this last TWO FUCKING YEARS, hasn't it Alan?

At the start of the night, Benfica had to survive 90 minutes without conceding 2. Now thanks to Pardew's tactics, that's been reduced to 45. Brilliant. We didn't even try that half ffs. First shot of any description was on 41 minutes when Bigirimana rolled it back to their keeper. How the merry fuck are we supposed to score if we're not even having shots? Woeful.

Our first free kick of the evening where we can get it into the box and I'm suddenly aware of why Pardew's recalled Williamson......

Yeah, but not very often.

I wonder how many of our songs would make it into a combined song XI?

Whether we stay up or not should not decide if Pardew stays or goes. Relegation can (and by the looks of it will) come down to very small margins. A few points. Him getting a few more or less points should not determine whether he is our manager next season. What should determine it is that right now we're fucking boatloads of points behind where we should be. It's frankly disgusting that we're fighting relegation with this squad. Our cowardly tactics of trying to limit and stagnate other teams for 90 minutes and nick one on the break or at a set piece (HAHAHAHAHAHA) should be enough on their own to get him the sack, but the results have been disgraceful as well. Yes, we've had injuries. And Europe. But we're way better than bloody 15th in the league ffs and we just look clueless every single game. He's just got to go, but as important as getting rid of him is getting the right replacement. We need someone who can work with Carr and our scouting network and who will take the shackles off a very decent team and let them actually play some football.

He needs to go. The sooner the better. Not for the result, or even the score, but for yet another dreadful, insipid, cowardly performance. The only way that will ever change is if we get rid of him.

Why the merry fuck did we waste the first 45 minutes then only decide to play now when we're two down? Disgraceful.

Seems our 'plan' has been to get a 0-0, and maybe nick one from a set piece (hahahahaha!) Utter fucking disgrace. Pardew needs to go, its a dreadful philosophy. This team, injuries or not, should be top half. That we aren't is down to Pardew's terrible cowardly anti-tactics. It fucking stinks.

More ironically, the only goals he's ever scored at the Brittania. (I think)

He might as well stay on as a player for a few more years if he just wants to take shitloads of other people's money for fuck all effort.

As if a Sunderland fan would be embarassed by anything. As if a Sunderland fan would be reading anything.

Only 4 more careers to catch up with Shearer. Turns out he averages a goal every 270 mins since he started playing for us. 1 in 3, not that bad for a backup. A goal every 321 mins this season. To put that in context, Danny Welbeck (a player who does a similar job on a far better level for the current league leaders) averages a goal every 299 mins in his Man United career to date. As I said earlier for someone to keep around the squad and bring on for 10 mins here and there he is fine. The chances of us buying the 2 or probably 3 strikers we'd need if we got shot off him are low too. The problem with any goalscoring stat for Shola is that if he's on the pitch he often takes (quite rightly) the penalties. Which anyone, even Tim Krul, would expect to score more often than not. Therefore Shola's goals to minutes ration is actually a lot better than it would be were he not so good with spot kicks.

The biggest groin problem for Sunderland players is that when they play they've got 40,000 cocks in front of them. That's enough to effect anyone's game.

That is superb.

He really is an absolute fucknugget. He needs to stop rewriting history and trying to twist why people dislike him. Michael, if you ever stumble across this page when ego-surfing your own name through Google: - We don't hate you for getting injured - We don't hate you for leaving - We don't hate you for the contract you were given - We DO hate you for your lack of effort whilst here - We DO hate you for caring more about those bloody horses than us - We DO hate you for being obsessed with England over anything to do with Newcastle - We DO hate you for an abject lack of leadership as captain - We DO hate you for dereliction of duty as captain when you failed to communicate with the fans or local press, before, during and after our relegation - We DO hate you for your comments when you went to sit on Man United's bench that you'd rather do that than play for us In short: You're a snivelling, fetid, egotistical, jumped-up little prick and I hope every venture you enter into from now until the day you die is a disaster, and that life brings you nothing but disappointments and misery.

About 6, I think.

Who's upped such an old thread, retired ages ago didn't he?

Jonas LB/LWB, Perch in Midfield?

Debuchy's fucked his hamstring.

Best corner for 3 years!

Norwich 1-0 up.

This, really. Derbys give us the chance to show we're better. Having them in a lower division proves it beyond doubt.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21790728 An interesting article, and one that shows why there's not a hope in hell that this fucknugget will have 2 pennies to rub together in 5 years time.

Fixed.