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As if we need players man, makes no difference. Good luck to the lad we have Raylor man Raylor, oh god, not good enough two seasons ago, two serious injuries later......it's so not good. May as well just laugh about it, let's face it this season is gonna be horrific - just imagine Cuntback in midfield, Raylor, Saylor, Willliamson and Dumshit as back 4, Elliot in goal, Siem DeJong as furthest forward but still miles of their defence. Hoofity hoof hoof all the way I've always maintained we will be safe this season but the thought of that makes me s*** myself It's the type of defence you would expect in league 1 or 2, however it's coming to a premier theater near you soon. Will be epic watching them f***ers with Tiote giving the ball away, Sissoko and Gouffran not creating and unable to pass the ball it will truly be disgusting, however as you say probably safe because there will be believe it or not worse teams. All the goals we've conceded, all the poor central defensive play and we still haven't signed a dominating CB (not counting Mapou as he's should along side the dominating CB). We go in 2014/15 with Mike Williamson as a first choice in that role, a pathetic lettuce of a man, it's absolutely f***ing mental. And yet Mike was probably our best defender last season, damning really. Desperate for a good back 4 that are able to organise and positionally aware. Colo is only intelligence we have, Mapou looks like he could be decent but Pardcunt ate snails once and now hates the fucking french.

He's vunerable to pace, he got done in the Euro's a couple of years ago by pace, seen it happen a few times for us as well. Mind you that's a small mark on his copybook, he's still a very very good player. He isn't the quickest but by god he is better than anything we have had there for years. Danny Simpleton, Carr, Taylor

Think we need a new manager

As if we need players man, makes no difference. Good luck to the lad we have Raylor man Raylor, oh god, not good enough two seasons ago, two serious injuries later......it's so not good. May as well just laugh about it, let's face it this season is gonna be horrific - just imagine Cuntback in midfield, Raylor, Saylor, Willliamson and Dumshit as back 4, Elliot in goal, Siem DeJong as furthest forward but still miles of their defence. Hoofity hoof hoof all the way I've always maintained we will be safe this season but the thought of that makes me s*** myself It's the type of defence you would expect in league 1 or 2, however it's coming to a premier theater near you soon. Will be epic watching them fuckers with Tiote giving the ball away, Sissoko and Gouffran not creating and unable to pass the ball it will truly be disgusting, however as you say probably safe because there will be believe it or not worse teams.

As if we need players man, makes no difference. Good luck to the lad we have Raylor man Raylor, oh god, not good enough two seasons ago, two serious injuries later......it's so not good. May as well just laugh about it, let's face it this season is gonna be horrific - just imagine Cuntback in midfield, Raylor, Saylor, Willliamson and Dumshit as back 4, Elliot in goal, Siem DeJong as furthest forward but still miles of their defence. Hoofity hoof hoof all the way

Haven't even been back a day and players are already being made to train with the reserves Nice to see we're starting off on the right foot. I really hope this is a sick joke. Pretty sure he was in the pictures from training with all the others. Tbh the pictures all look like reserves, although I suspect that's our squad now.

As if we need players man, makes no difference. Good luck to the lad we have Raylor man

Mentally ill people really shouldn't be allowed to use twitter.

He was linked to Blackburn a lot a few years ago.

huh? He handed request in at Montpellier and Pards will let him rot in reserve so he can play Taylor and Williamson, I think he means.

On the plus side we can monitor Cabella closer to home

Pardew will find them and make damned sure de Jong plays in whichever position best exposes them. It should say Weaknesses (Yet), he will help him devolve into a weak pile of piss and the only strengths will be jumping for things and tracking back

Must be a fucking nightmare being that fat, makes me obese

He has never looked good at right back for us, it literally is because he has a right foot. Quite like Richards so wouldn't be against him as a Debuchy replacement. Santon is a left back or potentially midfield.

At that price and given his age it would be worth it. Didn't look great but didn't look totally void of talent

What is wrong with them, must be bothering them. Don't think their signing Gomez or Jones really registered with us. On facebook a mate of mine has literally posted 20 posts in last day about how shite he is, bitter doesn't even cover it, they have a total obsession with us and spend a disturbing amount of time making the world know about it.

Aye, someone like Ben Arfa. It's f***ing criminal really. Yip exactly someone like that and give him freedom to do what the fuck he likes in final 3rd of pitch. We still need a winger or 2 and for Pardew to actually let them create. It's funny because next season we will have Tiote, Gouffran, Sissoko and De Jong that can't pass a ball in midfield with Anita the only one that seems to be able to, All that possession .

7 goals and 1 assist in 16 apps, in the league last season Pretty much a 1 in 3 scoring record for Ajax over his career there which basically means he will score 2 goals for us this season. It's ok though because Jack Cuntback will score at least 1 as will Sissokho, Gouffran, Cisse so we will at least have 6 goals at end of season

No Dumshit and Shola yo

Deep lying striker rather than a number 10, looks like he makes runs similar to Nolan rather than creating and link up like say Silva, Mata etc. Personally think we need the link up creative type as we need someone to provide those plays

That excitement will go within first month though tbh

Mind when we do decide to sign players it seems like they come from nowhere and done in a day

What do you want strikers for, ungrateful fucker is a Midfield and Defence not enough for you

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