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Football may be better but we look all over the shop off the ball and on it we just aren't ruthless enough. We are creating more chances, getting players in the box and dominating posession but it doesn't matter if we don't take the chances we get. We need a winger, centre mid and of course cb. Off and on the ball we go far too narrow a lot of the time and rely on full backs with no one around them, this isn't too bad when we have Janmaat but Dummet is not good on the ball or getting down the wing.

Just seen the score, welcome to the real Pardcunt CPFC :-)

Bournemouth, Villa and the scum have some right tricky games in November we need to win this and Bournemouth next week to push on. If we lose this weekend I think we are fucked

I hope teams refuse to play in them if they go ahead

Seeing some definite improvements in our overall play and possession, but how the fuck do we still collapse and lack basic organisation? Centre midfield needs sorted quickly. Sissoko n Wijnaldum were excellent, but the whole midfield doesnt offer enough cover for the back four. We are so weak without the ball

That recent performances and tactics have been concerning. http://i.imgur.com/mzMKdp3.gif It's almost as if we weren't just making it up that he's just a jammy c*** but s*** at coaching and management and that his front foot football doesn't exist We've been screaming it for f***ing years and the response has been . I'll cherish every moment of his downfall. Imagine when they hit Christmas and then really start losing games :-) and Pardew won't know how to sort it, cue all sorts of horrific decisions

Win tomorrow and out of bottom 3 with them lot 6 points adrift. Please fucking happen, turn up this time and batter them.

That recent performances and tactics have been concerning. http://i.imgur.com/mzMKdp3.gif It's almost as if we weren't just making it up that he's just a jammy cunt but shit at coaching and management and that his front foot football doesn't exist

Imagine if he pulls out a real gun and peppers the cunts

At least the one thing we have going into this is a forward that will fight against their back 4 and cause them issues. He will win his fair share and Cattermole or Mvila may have to drop in and put dodgy tackles in. Hope to fuck he scores like

Cant wait to see his Newcastle tattoo, I mean wtf Love him already, just offers that passion and giving a fuck

I think Dummets more suited to cb than lb tbh. He doesn't have good enough technique to play left back

We need centre mid, wide option and centre half before anything else. The one thing we lack off the ball is good organization and seem to run around like headless chickens. I don't think defence is the main problem as they get no protection from that midfield and end up outnumbered. We need players closing down opposition and also reducing space to run in to

They are bleating on about a foul for the goal and that Berahinho kicked it out his hands. Watched it a few times and its a work of fiction. He's entitled to challenge for the ball there, 2 players going for the ball. When it drops he doesn't once have it under control.

He probably meant before Kruls injury so party at 20. Starting to think he's a retarded cunt already.

Good god we are gone. Way to inspire confidence Schteve

That's a good point. They studied the stats for the book Numbers Game and: "Corners are next to worthless; given the risk of being caught on the counterattack, with your central defenders marooned in the opposition’s box, their value in terms of net goal difference is close to zero." And with our lower than average conversion rate I'd bet our net goal difference over the last 5 years is minus something. Probably best knocking it short to retain rather than hitting front post every time.

Is Dicks lass pronounced Dyke ?

I thought he was garbage yesterday. Normally like him

It'll be fat Sam and they all seem to want him thinking he loves them because he played there so they will make him their hero straight away before witnessing the horrific football he will produce

Never once looked at Gouffran and thought, hmm he looks like he could dominate centre midfield or even dictate play so fuck knows what was going on in their minds. Play him there and 2 supposed centre midfielders on the wing. Surely he would have been better off with de jong dropping in behind Mitro n Perez with Anita, Wijnaldum n Sissoko as a 3.

By the way, why does McLaren still talk in broken English like its not his first language. Far too many full stops in his sentences

He shouldn't be in charge for next games. Need to bullet him and throw money at a top manager. Rather blow any January budget we may have on that

Fuck knows, who is bottom of league 1, probably them. It needs to not be an English manager because im sick of the cunts

Well he did say judge him after 10 games and currently reckon we will be 9 off safety