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Can we do the bio like off fresh Prince and be like "In Gentofe born and raised where Ura spent most of his days

I think the ukrainian club is a bit to obvious

Can we add something about his manager Lindo Wicka

How about Firkin Laer

Needs a wiki page as well.

Keep jumping on here in the hope we have signed Geordie Winegum, Stone Cold or even the ice cream guy, but fuck all happening as usual. Just wish the window would slam shut while we try to crawl over that fucking line with tales of monitoring, early discussions, advanced discussions, preparing a bid, thinking about a bid etc etc etc

You mean when we decide to sign a shit striker like Riviere and end up relying on a young player like Ayoze instead. Could turn out great but won't be any good if we decide to save our cash by not buying big

Exciting times, can hardly believe the ambition we have

It's just like groundhog day everytime. We will sign some players but they will be shit. We are fucking cheapskates man. While the rest of the league are willing to spend what it takes we fuck about trying to go as low as possible and lose out constantly to teams we should be outdoing

Looking nice and lean. Streamlining is the term I think.

Would like to see us go for Jordan Rhodes as well if we could. No idea how much he would cost though, he has a fantastic record at leagues below and would be a risk but potentially excellent

Both clubs should be using the talent in local area and developing them. Only chance long term either have of being up there. Sunderland had a class academy didn't they but have not really brought any through. Players like Downing are worth having as long as it's a mix of youth and experience, Downing is a good role model for younger players and a solid professional, not amazing but can hold his own in the league

Austin and Mitrovic :-). Need at least 2 but fine if Austin and someone from lower leagues

How have they not gone bankrupt signing players over 26. Think it's a good signing tbh, quite like downing or did anyway. Even at 30 prob has 4 or 5 years in him, solid signing

Don't be so gay, it's a great celebration

I think it's positive we seem to be employing decent coaches as opposed to that ball bag and his boyfriend. Sounds like Simpson, Cathro and Black are all good at what they do.

Hmm sounds like a way to get relegated having more than 1 in the box.

Hopefully sacked or arrested by the retard police

And he's played in a league we aspire to looking at wiki :-)

Looks like we are gonna build a team capable of getting relegated next time, not like the glory seeking cunts of last season

I just don't understand, Ashley said we were bolting that fucking horse on yet seems to be a big lie. Big Schteeve being backed to the hilt clearly

Can't wait to see our shortlist of strikers be narrowed down to 0, as long as we are monitoring though and getting good value that's all that matters Why these fuckers can't just pay the going rate and get it done is beyond me.

From what people are saying he sounds like exactly type of player we don't need, therefore I think it's true

I'm personally sick of us looking at players or monitoring players. We need to try actually buying the fuckers. It's as if we just start looking after season despite apparently scouting all the time

Well not likely, we have seen all this shit before man. Get past season ticket deadline and do fuck all. When have we been linked to a player and then actually decided to bother signing them. We do nothing fast or efficient, we just fuck about trying to find out if they have the right character or willing to work for some magic beans. I mean fucking hell we should have backroom staff sorted already.