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We won't sign him. We will end up buying no strikers or centre half with probably a left back and midfielder signed from Afghanistan

All from a parody account, if only the real Mike would just fuck off

I'm assuming the Wessex division was like a special league or something

I'm kind of glad to see end of pardew etc and hope of better coaching. No idea how this will turn out but warming to it rightly or wrongly

If he wins a cup he can have 10 years for me. Love how he mentioned having resources and support. Dream on :-)

I may come round to giving him a chance if he was behind sacking that ball bag and brings in good coaches. Also must replace that fat disgraceful physio with Steve Black or someone who won't make us rack up injuries.

Made my day when had finished doing interviews this afternoon and saw this pop up bit excitement for once hoping some decent coaches come in

Seems to be a 1 in 2 or better striker anywhere he has been. Will instantly become a 1 in 38 striker if we get him

I know several QPR fans and basically in a nutshell CA is good inside the box and poor outside the box. Totally unsuited to us really. We need someone who can put the cross in and then finish it themselves. Basically needs to create his own chances because no chance of anyone else doing it

Does McClaren like a certain type of player like tall and can run or does he like actual footballers ? Like will he blackball Willo straight away. Don't even know what his team's have been like at set penises

And they say we are embarrassing. They will only sack him and probably abuse his wife within a few months

Well £7 a month for a quality stream and choice of any game did it for me, stopped watching in pubs. Ok there is a chance you will lose stream / buffering / quality not quite Sky HD but you are better off by £30 a month and have more choice. People will naturally clock on to this eventually and get setup. Sky/BT/League are taking the piss tbh. Live in this country and watch the top 4 or go abroad and watch any game you like in HD - They just want to rip us off. They may say protecting grass roots etc but i'm not all of a sudden going to football league games just because I haven't got a match on. They could easily agree an away season ticket for matches outside say 100 mile radius of your postcode, make a bit more money and people would take it up for the benefit of watching an uninterrupted game in HD.

He' just a fucking tit and Ashley probably giggled at his attempt at Dutch and German accents and thought it would be funny as fuck to rile us with a geordie accent. In fact probably in his contract that he has to do every interview with a geordie twang

no way can this be a real opinion

He'll be lucky if there's 6 minutes from that ball bag

Looks like we will fuck about on having a manager rather than signing anyone.

It would have shown they were willing to change, sadly they once again went with what is perceived as safe

Fucking predictable. What the fuck do we want a manager that has just been sacked in championship for. Average English manager with no innovation or different ideas. He will be unbearable within a month

Say no to drugs kids. I think we all know there is no plan and it will just be Steve

It's gonna be McClaren isn't it. Such a pity when this could turn out good (Or absolutely shite but only one way to find out). Can't wait to see McClaren with the 3 stooges in charge next year. Relegation battle to commence.

I would happily see Viera get it. Inexperienced yes and unknown but bit more exciting than just another bang average British manager. Always liked Viera as well and comes across well.

It so depressing picking between this tool and the wrinkly ball bag for manager

He only drinks tea with his chip butty according to him. He's a total cock, hope he fucks off

Yip, if not as manager he will be coach with McLaren.

Yip, fuck all will change. Expect mediocre manager and 20 million spend with around 30 coming in for Cisse, Sissoko, Tiote, Abeid etc. 3 in more out, no centre halves, no top strikers and Carver or McLaren in charge of it all. Totally depressing