Incognito

Same as when they played. Cultured sweeper versus workmanlike wide midfield/wing back .

Haidara got dragged too far in then and so was unable to cut out the cross when it finally went back out wide. Janmaat weak too though.

Now you've posted that about Big Vurn, I'm expecting a swashbuckling man of the match performance from him.

Checky on the bench. Wonder where they found him.

I'm at the next home game as well. Looking forward to seeing him. I might venture there myself with my lad, if I can get him to do something naughty.

Supposed high foot

Paedew getting away with murder the cunt.

2 now.

Paul Walsh looks like "my name is Michael Payne, and I am a nosy neighbour"

Hard to say... Rooney has a bit more to his game but Shearer was definitely the superior striker. I guess I'd have Rooney in today's game. I agree with this, Shearer is in his 40s after all.

Sewelly,I thought too boring worked as well.

Man United look better in an Adidas kit. Reminds me of Ron Atkinson's sides, that didn't win much, a couple of FA Cups , but generally entertained.

Conservative, tbh. Harry Kane is definitely a Tory, agreed Aye, never seen such a selfish cunt.

Who is this gonad?

he was an above average Championship striker too.

Checky ffs.

Gabbiadini.

I read you saying that in Fred Flintstone's voice

Fucking septics infiltrating the wireless now ffs.

He's what I'd call "old school". Much rather have his approach than what we've had in recent times. McClaren not that idiot caller that is.

Here's a stooge.

The no.6 and no.4 are okay in either position IMO Liverpool's Ray Kennedy, centre midfiled "5", Steve Heighway left wing "9" and John Toshack centre forward "11", and some little bloke up front "7" another reason I started to hate them early! Toshack wore 10 , Ian Callaghan was 11.

On the evidence of this, it's going to be another long season.

Fistpump was shocking for the goal too good grief.