Incognito

Janmaat jumping in from behind for the second time in the match. Banana carded.

We look 5 yards slower and a foot smaller than them.

Colback is chasing shadows

Janmaat played him on with his foot.

Colback watching Shelvey put the ball through. No challenge from the defensive cover.

Off

Shocking defending

Second to everything at the minute

Dodgy start.

Just about to post this. Looks like it's been designed by Stevie Wonder. Horrendous shirt colours.

I think Man U will struggle for top 4 on the two showings so far.

What does Ashley Westwood actually do? He is the Villa Colback.

That Veretout is a bit of a cockend isn't he. Kicks Januzaj and pretends it's the other way around.

tbf over those years they only played about 3 different starting XIs. I was fine with the late 90s Man Utd, poor with the 00's, and awful with the last 5 years. Football is shit now in my defence. Took me ages to get Cleverley, think he and Saha were the last two.

Palace?

*cough Mike Williamson cough*

Surely Sherwood, if he has a good season, would come into the equation.

Embarrassingly I got a full house with the Man U one and only 205 for ours .

From Florence to Sunderland- ouch Even Dougal and Zebedee would not have stooped so low.

I'm certain it was. Otherwise we'd have been in it that season ?

I like Townsend. Always looks bright in an England shirt.

Njie Benjy Engine man Njie Benjy Jollop and Dan.

it was a good game to watch, and it wasn't just Southampton playing the nice stuff. World's apart from Pardew and his hoof ball.

I'm a fan of neither but neither have had a pre season.

As if Colo was going to get the full 90.