Incognito

Let him float where he wants a la Pedro.

I'd rather sign Ringo Harrison than that mackem prick.

Never did the President of the USA any harm.

Horseface? Pinking shears face.

We ought to get him on here...he'd love it.

He said,"I need a club that's big enough to get my teeth into."

You are taking 2 points away from us,we've already beaten Everton away!

Since when has Wayne Bridge cared about being first-choice? He did with his girlfriend.

Barton in violent headbutt to opponent's knee shocker.

He's not going to play regularly for Spuds..surely that's the whole point of him coming to England,ie to play regularly in prep for MLS.

Would be an odd one. Can't see what he would bring to Spurs that you haven't already got Aye they have a few pienaarses.

I'd give 'em Mouldy old Dough.

That's what Sir Les did at Birmingham,pre season friendly '97 ish.

Mick is totally correct about Nolan btw.

Little Ant and Dec got him to sign for us once.

I agree with Ronaldo,Ranger is far more a threat than Lovenkrands.Indeed,Ranger's introduction versus the Dippers was the catalyst to us winning that game,Lovenkrands doesn't do that at this level.

I thought Sherla's Cruyff turn 1st half was God-like.It will live in my memory forever along with Nicky Butt's overhead kick.

Bentley will be sold for 4 million tops.Levy has lost big money on players before,just look at Bent.He doesn't always recoup his money.

I thought Pardew was good today,made the right subs at the right time,and the gameplan was spot on too.Hopefully he'll realise Nolan will be anonymous Wednesday as he doesn't do 2 good games in three days,and never has done for us.

Harper 6 nothing to do Simpson 7.5 very good Colo 8.5 commanding performance Taylor 6.5 better as the game wore on Jose 6.5 wasn't good until the last 10 minutes Barton 8 Very good again Tiote 9 Man of match-Outstanding,ran the show Nolan 7 We're better with him in the side.Quietly efficient Jonas 8.5 Best game this season Ameobi 7 Always a threat.Vital goal Lovenkrands 6.5 Got into positions but in the main his control let him down Routledge 7 Good outlet but delivery wasn't up to standard Best 6.5 Not enough time to really fuck up Smith 6.5 One great tackle followed by a braindead pass.

There really shouldn't be anybody giving Jose above 5 out of 10 today.

Jonas been very good today.

We've been shite 2nd half.

Taylor is shakier than a shitting dog ffs.

The marking from setpieces has been atrocious.