Incognito

Lucky I'm wearing a heavy hat,I fear my head would've come off.

Is this for real?

I'm fairly sure the reason we didn't win is because it was Dave's turn with the ST.

The keyword is intent,if Defoe intended to elbow Collins without once checking where he was makes him some kind of psychic. Never a red,complete accident imo.

Pards has picked the exact team I selected earlier in the thread,I believe. Great minds ahem...

What exactly would be good about Mark McGhee? He is a ex Newcastle player and he knows what the club is all about and would give a some much needed experience to coaching staff ! Imo he would be great but its never going to happen I'm a bit reticent about that,the clubs unrecognisable from the one he played for.

Merry Christmas chaps and chappesses!!

Does Ian Wright fit in,Dave?

Mihajlovic was a dirty racist wanker.

Or what Belo said.

Krul Simpson Taylor Colo Jose Lil Wayne Barton Cheek Jonas No limits Carroll

Beppe Signori.

Scifo was a fine schemer.

Another with a great left foot.Good shout.

Different Serginho...we're on about the 82 one...not a vintage.

They had that wonderful midfield of Eder, Cerezo, Socrates, Zico and Falcao, but up front they had the ungainly figure of Serginho, who probably wouldn't have made it into any other Brazil team before or since. But yes, I remember at the time they were a sensation. Even non-football fans were talking about them. Serginho was a poor man's Justin Fashanu.Shocking player.

He was the most one footed player I think I've ever seen.But what a left foot. the goals he scored against Scotland and Russia (i think) were quality, a brilliant chip against the Jocks and then ran onto a square pass, flicked it up and volleyed it into the top corner from 25 yards and never broke stride. All with the left,mind.Even the flick up and volley was exclusively left peg.

He was the most one footed player I think I've ever seen.But what a left foot.

Glenn Hoddle.

18-I believe it's Nigel Spackman. EDIT:Mark Lawrenson was of course English born.

Ross? EDIT:Stereotype joke:All shit keepers aren't called Scot but all Scots are shit keepers.

Challenging Robbie Williams for the most useless cunt in Stoke award.

I'll tell you who is fucking abysmal. Martin Skrtel.

Taylor-Fletcher has been ok.Stephen Ireland has been horrendous at Villa.

I liked David Pleat's 4-5-1 in the Spurs side of 86-87.Fantastic to watch.