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Never had one, couldn't afford it at school and after uni I moved down south. Would love to go every week.

I'm just glad they're in the Championship so we won't have to put up with the cant on MOTD.

Are they planning to install some more seats like? Because we already have plenty of bums for the ones we've got.

It takes time to consider a move man, especially when you have more than one option. Don't see any reason to be criticising the player yet.

Sounds exactly what we need TBH. If only he was Welsh.

Thing is, the may as well keep him on if they think he's a good lad to have around. The money will be peanuts for them I guess.

Even beforehand, it seemed an inexplicable signing with his injury record. Monumentally bad management.

if it was common knowledge it sounds like he might have had a number of other suitors like Possibly, maybe he did.

Surely agents want potential new employers to know about their players' contract situations? Will Cabaye's agent not have been making it common knowledge in the biz?

I like West Ham as a club for some reason, feel a bit sorry for their fans at the moment.

I don't think it was even his style of football really, it was just his crazy negative approach against teams we should have been smashing. For all his faults, one thing you can say about Pards is that he believes we can win.

Yeah, obviously fans are prepared to put up with pretty much anything as long as they're successful. The problem with his time here was that we were playing shit and getting shit results.

Logically you're probably right, but if it happens I'll still be disappointed with that amount.

Nicely summed up, can't stand the guy.

As long as he wasn't heading south it's OK.

I'd consider him probably the best 'buyable' left back in the league now. Cole and Evra are obviously out of reach of rival clubs, and only Baines is comparable. I know his contract is running down, but we should be looking for a big fee.

I'd be more pleased if we got £25million. I'd be more pleased if he stays.

Apart from NUFC. Thank God for Mike!

Howay Gerv, put us out of our misery.

They usually respond well to messages and that... might be worth getting in touch.

Did he play better though? He was actually the best footballer I've ever played with, very close to signing for Newcastle apparently. Can't remember how the smoking affected his game though!

My Grandad quit smoking for a while at about 80 and the change in his health was amazing. And that's after doing it for 70 years. Not sure what point I'm making!

Love it.

Don't see why anyone should be laughing at this thread, nobody has said we're actually likely to get him.

I assume this is sarcasm.