AyeDubbleYoo

Copy and paste has a lot to answer for.

I hate people leaving early. Firstly because it's like the only came to find out the result, which they could have done on the internet. Secondly because they walk in front of me when I'm trying to enjoy the rest of the match. Just relax people, enjoy the game then make your way home. Bastards.

I love Gallas, he's mental. Don't love the racism like mate.

They're the worst thing ever.

Football is a low percentage game, even the top wingers only find a player with a small number of their crosses. I don't think there's much wrong with Wayne's final ball. He's been cutting inside a bit too much recently, but hopefully Hughton will have a quick word about that.

Time for a boycoutt.

I wouldn't worry, I really doubt we'll be signing Santa Cruz.

Every game like yesterday probably buys him another few weeks in the team. When we have Tiote and Lovenkrands available, it'll be interesting to see what Hughton goes for.

I had a massive pet hates rant about this. I couldn't agree more. You're both mad.

It was one of the worst suggestions ever that!

I totally forgot who played for Villa TBH... I forgot Downing was on the pitch as well. It was only when I checked the internet I realised they had put a young lad up against Carroll as well. Face palm!

Being a CB is actually a very doable job if you have the basics right, the right attitude and decent athleticism. Mike's done good so far, no doubt.

Let's just love the man!

Not so easy for people in Saudi Arabia to learn the Korean word for South Korea and stuff like that though.

We've been here before though, haven't we? He seems perpetually about to move to a German club. I think we're now at the stage where nobody in the media knows anything and they're just rewriting the same stuff.

I don't disagree that he looked like he might flop, but that was because of the state of the club and the dubious way he was treated by Big Sam.

Someone else watch Ricky Gervais last night? Ha, no, just remembered it from the DVD!

Big Sam really is a mong.

Nah, it's not delusional, it's a matter of opinion. FWIW I never criticised Enrique, he wasn't as good as he is now but he never deserved much stick.

Unfortunately there's no such thing as time travel.

The criticism of him when he joined was always totally wrong IMO, he was never 'bad' and joined the club as a young foreign player at a terrible time under a shite manager who was replaced by a worse one.

never never never.. not that bigoted fuckwit Nah, I know, I nicked that line from Ricky Gervais anyway.

Careful Skirge, one false move and you're Jim Davidson.

If the Fer rumours are true then it's probably OK not to get BA really. Fer seems to be more the like the kind of player we are looking at right now, one who would fit into the team ethos rather than potentially disrupt it. I'd still be very happy with getting him mind.

Young players in Holland sometimes don't really have a position anyway... or at least they don't settle on one until later.