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I narrowly avoided that myself. But is it pronounced 'shake'? I would've thought 'sheek' or 'cheek'.

Just had a vision of him dialling a number to complete the transfer and then keeling over before he can answer, whilst a voice cries "hello? hello! HELLO!" on the end of the phone. It would've been like the scene in Alan Partridge where the BBC guy dies before he signs off on the second series.

Date: 31 oct 2010 Victim: Cattermole I'd have no problem with that at all.

Good news for anyone who's playing them I suppose.

I had John Barnes on my Newcastle top back in the day.

You're probably right, but we're in no position to be getting results against the Man Utds anyway, that's for some unspecified time in the future.

You not seen the goals mush? Aye aye, just missed MOTD on Saturday and didn't see the Midge Ure game Apparently they put it on the Tuesday after broadcast this season... search me why it's that specific day.

You're totally correct, it's just the worst kind of sensationalism. I read the Guardian, Times and Independent just now, and all of them mention the salute in the headline then say it was nothing in the body of the article. Typical really.

Do we have a decision on the pronunciation? It's the first name I'm unsure about. Is it 'cheek'?

It isn't 4-5-1. Whatever, "4-4-1-1 with a slightly deeper lying 1 than would normally be found in the 4-4-1-1". Think that's the technical term for it.

Hopefully as Carroll and Enrique become more recognised, we'll improve as a team along with them. Not thinking about losing him at the moment, I refuse!

Beresford / Bernard Hopefully he won't have an ego attack like Bernard and leave for one of the "world's top clubs".

The criticism of him after Man Utd was way over the top, but that's the nature of the game I suppose. The jury is out, but he was neat and tidy against Villa. He also got forward a little bit, which is hopefully a sign that his confidence is building.

what's that about? Taking 1800 tickets for old trafford, taking 1000 for Wolves when we could clearly have sold many more all just so they can save on administration costs if we happen to have any tickets left over. Wankers. Is that really the reason? Can't think of any other like, but it seems a bit mental. Surely we always sell the vast majority of our away tickets?

Number zero.

I know it's wrong, but I laughed at that.

Luckily no credible journalists have actually run with that, so she looks like a dickhead as usual. Can't believe the Guardian employ her TBH, she's writes such random columns.

'We're trying to do something with Enrique' Silly old cunt. It actually horrifies me to think we nearly sold him. FFS.

He wouldn't look out of place in any team in the Premiership really, I just hope their managers don't realise that any time soon. He seems to like the club and city though, which considering the time he joined us is a minor miracle. Also seems to have good mates around him in Colo and Jonas, which must help. Love him basically.

Yeah, I'm surprised how similar they are as well, Williamson seems an intelligent player, slightly more 'hoof it out' than Colo, but that's a good thing IMO. Interesting to see how he gets on against more top teams, and how having Tiote in midfield benefits the defence.

If you're worried about the club selling him to make some money, I don't think that will happen. Ashley will like the fact he's ready-made player that he doesn't have to splash out a transfer fee on. Hopefully he'll realise that it's false economy to sell a player like that. Obviously if he becomes world-class he might eventually have to look elsewhere... unless we develop at the same time of course.

True, sometimes there isn't any point in crossing it in. I liked the fact that he was delaying a bit and allowing Perch to get forward later in the game... hopefully we'll see some more of that.

I keep checking the match reports just to confirm I wasn't dreaming yesterday. Looking forward to a satisfying lunch break with copies of all the football supplements!

I'd like to see us get through and for some of the younger lads to get a run out... most importantly though we need to protect the players we don't have backup for... so the likes of Enrique, Colo, Williamson and Carroll should definitely not play.