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I thought it did clip the defender, haven’t seen the replay yet.

I narrowly went for Miggy over Bruno, mainly to save money. Phew. I think Jesus will let me down tomorrow like, but we will see.

He’s nothing like Carrick. Had a great game today though.

Fabian Phwoar.

It was a big relief to look at the Spurs scorers and see he wasn’t involved.

We actually had loads of shots, I kind of forgot about them

Get to work on the statue.

It’s a really interesting partnership with Schar. Similar in a lot of ways but also compliment each other very well. Watching them knock the ball about is central defender porn.

The only doubt has always been his fitness. When he’s fit and firing he’s an absolutely top forward.

The second goal just seemed to break them. Big job for the new man in charge.

The goal of a man who believes 100% in what he’s doing. Imagine saying that about Miggy.

Think he’s comfortably going to be the best defender we’ve ever had. Certainly in the last 30 years.

Sven Bossman.

Was thinking of this when he nearly got a hattrick

Been meaning to take out Jesus for a while but fixtures are quite kind to Arsenal. Also not many prolific strikers knocking around at his price range. Maybe Wilson is the best bet actually.

I captained Haaland but it’s OK since he’s not on the bench. Vice captain steps up and another player comes in, no worries. Could’ve gone for Alvarez actually, but I don’t think FF rewards risk takers overall. Better to wait until someone is playing and in form than try to be the first person with a cheeky selection. IMO.

I think he just wanted a move to the biggest club in France.

They really should tell someone about that.

Had some sexy balls recently, the one with the blobs on was lush as well.

Another amazing press conference, he looks very rested and confident this week. Great answers to everything, especially encouraging how dedicated ASM has been to recovery. Talking about January and our 'second pre-season' is just absolutely jizz-worthy. No doubt at all we'll use the break to further improve and refocus.

They make that in artisan cheese sales at an average home game.

Fuck me, the London training ground question Should have immediately banned and flogged whoever asked that.

Say what?

I would be very surprised if Bruno is actually agitating for more money already. Doesn't seem very likely to me.

As I told my Derby mate, it’s better to liquidate your club than be owned by Mike Ashley.