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If anyone was buying him permanently we wouldn’t be discussing this.

Sure

It’s weird to want the non-guaranteed money to be bigger. Guess it’s an incentive for the buyer to agree.

Might see some sort of 4231 with Lingard behind Wood.

But then they get no money back and he leaves for nothing. Him staying there doesn’t work for either party. Assuming they have anyone looking at the money.

And your insurance company likes maybe.

And they lose him for nothing at the end of the season. It’s a weird situation really, 2 weak negotiating positions trying to decide who is the most desperate.

Eh? We’ve been working on it throughout haven’t we?

Fair play, shame for us though. Hopefully we impressed him enough to get him in the summer.

We seem an ideal move on paper. He might not start every game initially but he will experience a proper PL matchday and there’s not really an elite striker ahead of him if he does well. If he just thinks it’s too soon to leave France, c’est la vie.

The Kick Off lads are infinitely better than Sky Sports pundits. Should just put their feed directly out instead.

I think we’re still in trouble if we don’t get another goal threat.

Yep, we need an attacker. But time to go still.

No way

They kind of have to say that.

Have every sympathy with Merson and the fact his brain is mush, but he shouldn’t be on TV for the richest football league in the world.

Mine’s freakishly long as well, think it’s means you have a big nob.

They're lucky he even knows it's deadline day.

Makes sense for Man Utd to get whatever money they can if he's not going to sign for anyone permanently. Otherwise it's just wait and lose him for free.

Schar has a really good chance, seems like everyone else who is calamity-prone has been a target for replacement.

Nice work if you can get it

Kurosawa.

After some Dennis Wise scouting I definitely want this kid. Rangey, mobile and good pace... also good awareness for someone of his age. Seems to take up some good wider positions as well, some people have LW/RW as alternative positions. Maybe just because he's young.

Think we're just overly focused on instant impact because we need to stay up so badly.

Made the BBC live feed, sexy. Not saying anything concrete, just that it would be a good investment.