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Who’s happy about it?

That interview’s pure sex. I still basically want to cry at the level of competence we now have. It’s not normal

I was actually going to include this pun

Shelvey’s eyeing up the ballon d’or.

The way I see it is, those other clubs have generally gone down because they’re fundamentally terrible and they don’t do what it takes to change that. We’re underperforming the players we have, and everything else about the club is about to get much better too. That said, I’m not moving my vote until we play a game or two

Can’t bring myself to go below a 5 yet, but hopefully I can come down soon when we see some performances and points.

It’s incredible that Bruce kept us up really, luckiest man on the planet.

I had Barnes 10 on the back of the blue and orange away kit

I personally think he’s alright like. Comes across OK on YouTube. The Saudi flags and spending all day at the training ground is a bit odd, but fans of all sorts of things do weird stuff like that.

But of a fun environment I suppose, and they haven’t been there together since Howe came in.

The medieval monk look, it’s in.

Think he might wait until he’s trained.

Perfect time to be a newcastle YouTuber TBF.

They Forgot About P.

Dump ice water on then as they come out the tunnel?

I hope it’s not allowed

Gutted if that happens, Bromley took a gamble on him and he’s doing really well.

I was going to make a Wyclef joke, but that’s gone ‘til’ November FFS.

Dinner and tactics presentation

Is the pledge over just because of the takeover?

I wouldn’t be surprised if we spend £50m+ though, I mean 3 decent PL players cost near enough 60.

35 days!

Has he ever taken set pieces for us?

We've barely ever seen him in his correct position, and never in a team with an attacking plan and other people to combine with.

I'll stop this today