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I really want to like him, the way he plays the game is brilliant at times. Even his composure to take little touches under pressure and relieve his teammates a bit is class. Rafa binned him pretty much instantly, either he wouldn't get onboard with what Rafa wanted or Rafa just believed he was beyond help. Massive open question whether he can maintain this kind of form, and also with who we put beside him.

25% off training wear this week. Think I’ll still wait for post-Castore.

Same, hide the ludicrously long limbs.

I think players might still come if they have a relegation release clause or loan to buy. It's still better than sitting on the bench at Man Utd.

The tactics geek media pundits talk about it a lot, just not the MOTD and Sky Sports ones.

Christ.

We can bother Leicester and Arsenal in theory, obvs we have to not gift them goals.

1000 pages talking about relegation, thank you Mike Ashley.

He looks like they’ve asked someone who’s critically ill to go for a jog round a football pitch. Was so bad yesterday.

Or from when symptoms started. So might be possible to fudge it by a day or two.

The goal where Murphy got attracted into middle by Toney was really bad as well. These guys just aren’t defenders.

It was a really good performance overall, still worrying that the assist and goal moments were the ones he messed up. Guess nobody excuses everything perfectly. He put a big shift in.

Darlow’s always been bad. He made some saves for a period, but he’s always been way off the level we need. I am worried that something is wrong with Dubravka if he isn’t been selected. We can’t run Darlow out again.

I just think whether we’re more likely to go down or stay up. At the moment I think it’s clear we’re more likely to go down, but it could change relatively quickly.

Except when we camped everyone behind the ball under Bruce, we still got smashed. For me it’s about keeping possession versus conceding it all, and pressing the opponent versus letting them do whatever they want. I agree we need to find a way to stop so many goals though. A good keeper and player defenders at fullback is probably the short term answer.

I thought he was a big addition, it’s mental that he’s been sitting it out for a year. Absolutely despise Steve Bruce. Don’t know what’s up with Fede, he needs to come in ASAP for Clarke as well.

Can’t remember a worse goalkeeping performance, absolutely horrific. He radiates panic as well.

Singing all round the ground today, haven’t heard that for years.

Well Willock fell over the ball a few times today, so it wouldn’t be much of a difference.

Seems like Shelvey and Hayden is the only option that could work until Jan. Unless we can repurpose Miggy or something.

Nah he wasn’t. He was a bit pedantic but he was doing it to both teams.

Has to be.

I’d say 6 now, but improvement but massive weaknesses still.

It’s really hard to care again, makes me feel sick Have to believe we’ll drop Darlow and add Miggy, which will both help. If that was the first game of a new season I would’ve been very happy with it. Just a shame we hoyed away 10 games. Anyway, I’m a fan again, which is class.

He plays a guitar mate.