Unlucky Luque

This is nufc. It is extreme...

Fucking hell. Ok.

OMFG. Newcastle and a positive word combined?? Well I never...

Him or Gutierrez my MoM. Very tidey player. Good at defending and attacking and in a few years I'm confident he could be a complete CM.

Solid. Quite shaky when the ball was on the ground, but it's his first game. He will definitly improve after a few games. Taylor was impressive today. Coloccini was ok.

If he continues this form, we'll have to struggle to keep him at the end of the season. Everyone seems to like him. I Like how he gets up straight after a challenge, and he seems to enjoy the toughness aswell. I love his attitude.

Was alright defending today, but his end product is absolutly woeful. Jose Enrique might not be as good defensive, but twice the player with the ball at his feet.

Yeah, okay. I'm sure you would have been as mellow as you are now if you had won 3 - 0. Go read my previous posts, I knew this would happen. Your midfield was parting like the red sea. You lot are in a hell of a mess right now. The window is fast closing now, so it's going to be a lot of hardwork getting in players now if you aren't already close to tying them up. f***ing hell, did you ejaculate when Mido scored? Do you think the 'doom and gloom' story you've just painted, has any effect on me?. Im pretty sure we'll bring in a few new faces AND im pretty sure we'll improve on this s*** result. It's all about getting the balance right. Ramos tried a system today that in hindsight was wrong. Lennon should not have played, Bale should, berbatov should have started, Bentley should have played on the right. Woodgate was very good but he was more or less defending on his own. Don't be mad at me buddy. I'm stating facts here. Cold, hard facts. The same ones I've been stating all summer. A lot of people on here claimed it was sour grapes and so I am happy they have been made to look quite silly. We're talking about Boro here! You didn't even compete hardly. All talk all the time. Can't do the business on the field though. You've started the season off terribly. Fact. Just like last year. Boro! If you can't take the heat then roll out son! Mad at you? i dont get mad at people who get excited and claim they've been proven right, after the opening game of the season. Facts? Ok lets look at facts for a minute. Our best defence, when available is.. Hutton------------woody-------------king---------------bale how many of them started?? 1 Im pretty sure any team would have struggled without 3 of the 4 first x1 defenders. Not to mention Berbatov not starting. We did a'ight with Edgar, Nobby and Huntington in defence when we drew with man utd. Just saying...

Would take him on loan for a season. But we have enough midgets in attack.

I believe Nicky Butt's is well past his best but there is no way Faye was a better passer of the ball. I thought you dutch lads knew the beautiful game I guess that is a urban myth. Oh snap!

Is pretty good actually. A few interviews on .cock

Yep. Duff on for Zog possibly.

Care to fill me in? I have no idea about this guys quality. Who does he play like?

Someone make a lookalike thingy with tooj, Evans and Pete Dog please

I'm not so sure. Looks a little too much like Pete Doherty...

Random alert

Stoke will officialy remember August the 15th as "Faye Day".

"Because I like my name."

Thanks and bye. That is all.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_3990146,00.html Inverness Caledonian Thistle have signed striker Adam Rooney from Stoke City for an initial fee of £50,000. Rooney had been expected to join the SPL side on a season-long loan, however it has been confirmed that the 20-year-old has penned a three-year contract at the Tulloch Caledonian Stadium in a deal that could rise to £75,000. The youngster impressed Caley Thistle manager Craig Brewster during a trial period with the club, and is now poised to make his competitive bow on Saturday against Hamilton. Brewster told the club's official website: "I am delighted to have finally secured Adam after a patient wait to get the deal done. "He looked impressive for us during the Denmark pre-season trip and I am confident he will do well over the duration of his three year deal." Rooney added: "I am really pleased to be here after enjoying my time with the squad in Denmark. I am desperate to prove myself at SPL level and can't wait to get playing."

But black insted of skyblue

Tozer is very close to the first team now aswell isn't he? Everyone seems to think highly of him, and maybe he will get a few games this season.

Geordie pride bla bla bla...

Ok wtf is going on? Do Stoke even know there are two Faye's?

Tbf, I think the club is doing everything they can...