Unlucky Luque

sauce?

They must be cross-bred with monkeys though ofc

very nice! are her arms on backwards? She looks like a lego man with inverted arms actually

You just love it cause it's Alialialiadidididere

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=54333.0

Exactly. Flamboyant hair = Flamboyant skills ...right?

I'm not really bothered. A month or so untill the season starts, and I have confidence in Keegan to sort the squad out. Sick and tired of people going nuts because "we are not signing anyone". The last 2 or 3 pre-seasons I have been very excited and predicted big things etc, but this one I'm more laid back, and not getting my hopes up that much. Hopefully that'll make the coming season more enjoyable. And FFS people. We WILL be signing players! No we are not Tottenham, and I don't care if players like London, and people say they are a bigger club than us. Look at the table, they only finished one spot above us last season, and we have beaten them 5 times in a row or so. We don't have to convince people Newcastle is a great club. We need to convince ourselves, because I am sick and tired of hearing this moaning all the time. We are still a massive club, and believe it or not, a lot of players would be extremely interested in playing for us.

His class hair makes up for it

Wheres the "meh" option?

Correct.

Haha, wtf?

"Manchester City are turning to feng shui in a bid to help them become successful on the pitch. Magic crystals have been buried under the Eastlands turf and reception areas, offices and the club shop have been filled with lucky fortune trees, three-legged monkey toads and buddhas. (Daily Mirror)" Nice going Thaksin "Dad, can I have the new away strip and a three legged monkey toad?"

Would've been decent if it wasn't for that tacky shiny material.

What a waste of talent...

Someone do a "you know" count on his nufc TV interview

Do a borat. Bag > Pamela Anderson

Too slow!

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/2241/gutizb0.png Jonny: "Woot? This guy is a professional footballer??"

Even if Gutierrez might flop, he still has awsome hair

"Catching malaria" makes it sound like a little cold

You really can be very annoying at times. May i guess the reply?

4 in 16? Better than smith...

Are we just tossing up random south american names now? If so, we should check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kak%C3%A1

Very nice. Means we definitly will be strengthing that area.

Bollocks, he's one of the most entertaining posters on the internet. He's got about 3000 Blackburn fans hanging on his every word. When he said Ten Cate was still nailed on to be Blackburn boss despite the fact Panathinaikos had already paraded him - "There'll be a twist in this yet!" mackems.gif I love him. I wish he would post here too for the lolz. We already have MaetihS for the lolz