Unlucky Luque

Nobby would never do that to us. He'll stay for another 2 years then go back to a South American team and remain a footballing legend...

5th

Sam says Cacapa and Enrique wont figure

http://www.morethings.com/fan/south_park/photo_gallery/al-gore-is-manbearpig.jpg Exthelthior!

Let him go to jail until he's injury free

Hope Milner gets 8 and Smith gets 16

ZOMG WEVE LEIK REACHED 11 PAGEZ IN LEIK 2 HOUARS!!!!1111!one!!!

What's that in cm? Chocolate

He's not unnamed. He's got a name, silly...

You'll have to be quick, signing for us tonight http://i9.tinypic.com/4z4h4j9.png Sitting with a bag still "equipped" is camp...

Who would want to sign for Shaktar? I mean cmon! Most people don't even know which country that's in!! Btw, nice unibrow...

Who cares! Mike Ashley's a brazillionaire! I'm happy as long as the right players have high wages...

Same here. I would even go for Shorey and I have doubts over him! Dragatinovic tbh If he is good and a left back then bring him here (I know Dragatinovic is a left back, my comment is in general ) Never seen him tbh, but he's bound to be better than Babs

Nice move. Roeder would never have the guts to confront a player in this way...

For £6m i'd get Baines.

Fact. I was about to post this. Look out for Guy Assulin as well Let me guess. You searched "Ass" to get someone with a funny name, and ended up signing one of the best players in the game

Watched him in the u17s this year. They would never, EVER sell him...

Doubt it. We are a buying club atm

Cant decide between Barton 7, Milner 16 and Solano 15...

FFS! What has the size of his head got to do with anything? If we miss out on this transfer due to Allardyces head size I will be furious. I love wikipedia

Braaten is set for Bolton for £500.000, just has to sign a contract. Its in norwegian though sorry: http://www.vg.no/pub/vgart.hbs?artid=199708

Would rather add £4-5m and get Diego

Emre, Barton and Smith in the same team. Can't wait to see the updates on the "sin bin" section on .cock this season...

Is he on a free? Dont think so

Rather Diego from Bremen