Unlucky Luque

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these fucking balloons..

Messi for me like

Cisse's touch... jesus

Great recovering from Mangala tbf

Why is there a cardboard cut-out of Wijanaldum on the pitch

I'm losing my fucking shit

Steve Black was one of the most incrediblly useless duffers this club has ever employed The hour long motivational speeches to players who hardly speak English, holy hell

Having medical this afternoon.

The only inspiration the players need is a Steve Black 2-hour special

It's very strange. Almost as strange as not having anyone in the box when a cross comes in and we have three central attackers. Where is everyone?

HT. Windy, treating it like a pre-season friendly so everyone is trying to be cute and failing miserably (Perez, Townsend trying to dribble through their entire team, Shelvey just wacking shit passes all over the place). All their chances are coming from us fucking up for ourselves...

We're 100% going down

This is reminding me of the Souness days. Can't string two passes together.

Will donate tonight. Definitely agree with this. Been on here over 10 years now I think Donated

The absolute state of our bench

Swap him for Cisse

We have at least one of these "records" every single season. Not even mad anymore

That date is all over the place

Nice. Maybe give Ryan Donaldson 45 mins?

FFS, his first touch was an excellent piece of skill. Calm down children

Barkley the dog pokemon

Come back to reality Kaka man Let the brother dream, Molay. Aymen to that

Wish Obertan would shoot himself tbh

Nile Ranger/Michael Chopra/JJ Hooper/Aaron Spear/Marc Walton/Carl Finnigan/Calvin Zola/Jonny Godsmark-mark II