Unlucky Luque

Reckon it's time for you to chancel your mbembaship to this forum tbh

Probably due to disdain. Why would he care? Was only here for a year on loan.

"El top ten"

Xabi Alonso back in the day

Which tip was that? His tip.

October 2018

Spurs and Man Utd

Newcastle United official blooper reel 14/15

Last straw was Pardew surviving the summer. Watched the 2-3 first matches and gave it a rest before tuning in to the Crystal Palace match with Pardew in charge of them. Probably the worst game I have ever seen. Gave the first half a go today, but it was quite apparent that Nufc is not for me at this point in time. Wasn't even this disillusioned when we were relegated. The championship was great fun.

Was always better as an attacking right wing back. Cutting in from the left was so fucking predictable

Wish Colo had fucked off to Argentina.

We worried Boko Haram had got you mate. Glad your OK Man! I'd slay those fools. Every single one of them. Challenge accepted http://www.dw.de/image/0,,17631055_404,00.jpg Wonder what song he's doing? I reckon it's something from Frozen. Let it blow, let it bloooooooow

Good move tbf

Jesus, he sounds fucking desperate

He's Shrek

Him and Janmaat would be awesome in a 3-5-2

Not popping the champagne until it's confirmed. Him staying now is going to hurt like hell.

Well it'll be a verbal agreement which means fuck all. Can't sign players on pre-contracts from other English clubs (?)

Abeid is one strong mofo

Cisse man, what a fucking waste.

If that's remotely true I hope someone reports it to the rozzers. Unprofessional arseholes, the lot of them. It would be quite amusing if they turned up at the training ground with the banners Carver is so pathetic. Him at the talk-in going on about punching Bellamy and dressing room scraps is so fucking cringeworthy.

Janmaat miiiiiiles away

GOLASOOOOOOOOO

Fucking hell fucking corner

Fuck me