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barry horne and andre marriner - pair of blind clowns

5 7 10 13 brilliant

if you've got £1200 to spend on hookers - at least get 2 of them so you have a threesome! what a waste.

leeds away 4-3 was brill. just about got got parked and into the ground as the whistle for kick off sounded. there with my 2 kid brothers. nobby was so calm after he scored the winner - just stood with his arms spread out yards in front of us whilst we were all going absolutely apeshit. all i could do was scream - i was on the verge of tears i was so emotional.

city just havent been able to cope with how to spend the money, whereas (as much as i hate to say it) chelsea spent really well.

actually hoping for a midtable finish rather than just 17th as i was 2weeks ago

then goes on strike at end of season demanding permanent move to the toon. sues safc for the mental scars from playing for them for over a year.

the best penalty taker at the club, even tho i shit myself everytime he steps up to take one

And then Bent hands in a transfer request as he feels he needs to leave to further his England prospects. and signs for City at 5.30 on Tuesday afternoon. For a scandalously low fee. then gets loaned to us for the rest of the season!

from where i can see, we're finally a team - hughton and the players have a togetherness, and also off the pitch hughton ashley and derek seem to have a mutual respect - seems we are starting to lay some foundations.

it's gotten to the point where if I met Mike at a match (however unrealistic), I would give him a smile and a nod - whereas previously would have wanted to hurl abuse at him and shake my fist at him in an agressive but comedy manner.

not quite back in love with mike yet but the hatred has gone. the problem is derek - no matter how well he does, he just seems an untrustable smarmy so and so with a face you could easily punch - I thinks it's that smirk of his.

At the risk of sounding like some sort of old woman - did you use fabric softener? Guaranteed to ruin the shirt if you wash it with fabric softener answer is no Latest update Took them back to shop tonight and they changed it straight away and said they had not had any returns for the same problem got my 3 kids each a strip and have already been washed twice without a problem. still shocked at the quality of the material though the design is fine.

2-4pm i think

our supporters never cease to amaze - its not as they're waiting in line to meet a team of superstars

just got the kids a kit each with their names on the back. look great. shocked at the queues though for the players - easily an hour long

in a nutshell

woodgate?

arsenal fans would have happily had him another season at least and that speaks volumes. just need to get his match fitness sorted. also, will he be new club captain

yup. rumours keegan had him sold.

on the subject of number 9's, always thought imre varadi was underrated. my first real toon hero - gutted when he was sold.

no one knows if there's any truth to the story any way - no quotes even from the groundsman involved

think with his new life and living on northumberland now, sol is desperate to join us and it puts us in the driving seat regarding negotiations. think he would accept our wage limit

its the champions and europa leagues that need sorting

tbf, the membership pays for itself with 5x £5 off match ticket vouchers, so i'm not bothered oh right - should have read to the end - doesnt sound as bad