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Interesting giving someone a job after our last 4 games. Most managers would be under pressure after no wins in 4.

Will be in relation to his assault charge from April of last year. Scouts will have known about that and I'm told he's not a radgie, so I figure the assault incident was a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Don't think we should worry here. alot of us have decked someone for being a prick. Could be as simple as that.

Wish they'd realise all this pissing about with managers was the fucking reason we got relegated last time.

Resigned to it being someone gash now. Fuck it anyway can't be worse than Pards.

To be fair if you are a retard and look at it from someone like say Phil Thompson's point of view it's kind of true. In their eyes he took over a newly promoted team and consolidated their Premier League status. He led us to 5th place then took us vaguely far in the Europa league. Then had to battle the constant sales of our star players(Cabaye, Jose(ish), Ba and Carroll). I cant think of anyone else tbh but probably some cunt else I don't remember. Thats only one player a season and the cuntdestryoed about the amount which had capability to become star players. In my eyes under Pardew the sales and Pardew's shitness with other players evened itself out. If we had someone decent we could replace those players we sell once a year with similar players as we do but he was just too shit to get it out of some of them. He'll be in bother at palace because I don't think he can motivate a player unless they are pretty much already self-motivated. It'd been proven - here an arm round Mapou from time to time would have sorted him out instead of bollocking him for not being Ron "Chopper" Harris.

On that poll they have on there about if Charnley's bollocks makes us feel better 72% no. I bet its an experiment, he'll not do this again.

Joe Kinnear applied 79 times. In fucking dogs years the aged cunt. Would that make him around 5 as a Human then? Has not aged well, must not use moisturiser.

Had a dream last night that Garde had been appointed late last night then woke.up this morning not being able to work out whether it had actually happened or not until I looked on here.

I think they would have appointed carver by now if it was him. Dont think itll be garde though.

Same reason we finished 5th under The King.

Was hoping for a photo of him in the box. Got a feeling this wont happen now.

If he was really £6 million, somebody needs sacked. He's the French Leon Best. Bit of a disservice to Best, he was canny and chipped in with enough goals. I wouldn't mind him back if he performed like he did as a 3rd choice or something.

We've been the better side overall but lack a cutting edge and creativity.

We do look a little better under Carver but we still have no real gameplan and lack creativity and ideas.

Krul should have had that.

I call chairman

At least if he does get it we can hound him out and dispel this bollocks about we only accept Geordies.

If we where going tobuy players anyone decent wouldn't come when there is no head coach or manager.

When/if this is confirmed we all need to get horribly pissed again. Looked into him and I like the sound of him as a coach. Hopefully he learnt alot of Wenger and it sounds like he modelled himself on him in coaching style. We may never see willo lumping it up to Cisse again, I sometimes wonder whether Pardew still thought Carroll was up front.

Hope hes in charge next saturday. If he is I might try and get back up for it or if not I'll be watching it down the pub in london and getting fucking smashed.

Alnwick not even on the bench, interesting.

An injury prone player from a team who haven't won a decent trophy in 20 years. Quite fitting that your signature is Taylor.

I wanted Garde but not sure now. I know bugger all about him, I never watch French football it was just blind faith. I haven't watched much football at all for a couple of years due to the bollocks so I probably know less about the current climate of football than Pards. I am sure I will be excited whoever we get within reason and I can enjoy my football again within reason.

Bet these lot are gutted Pardew has fucked.off. We may be able.to resume normal business.

That's a solid point. It would be quite mental if they acquitted him of the crime in terms of the lawsuit he could put together. I am not condoning rape in anyway is the most horrendous crime and any rapist or paedo should be neutered imo. He seems adamant he isn't guilty and he would have had his advisors pleading with him to apologise etc so he may be able to salvage some kind of career. I am not saying he is innocent, he may just be thick but if he is it will be an insane legal battle if he takes the legal system to court.