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Has he signed?

?? Show me said written transfer request and Ill piss in a cup and throw it at Pardew.

I'd be happy if we didnt bring anyone in if AC9 stays.

Announcement will be made in next 2 hours, Hasn't failed medical but does have some medical complaint. We just deciding whether to go through with it.

Matterface on talkshite saying they have accepted and hes on his way.

What are you smoking? We could probably buy Carlton cole for 5m atm.

40 million jebas.

IS this the rumour off 606 you are posting?

Im just gona get pissed and worry bout this later.

Servers holding up pretty well. Nile ranger scoring can crash it but no Big Ac leaving.

Shut up man it's hardly Ashley's fault this. Yeah its not like he accepts the bids or anything No Llambias does that.

Anywhere to watch this press conference

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2011/01/31/andy-carroll-says-he-wants-to-stay-at-nufc-72703-28085042/

Quick, someone steal a lorry and overturn it in on the m62 westbound

Well at least its more interesting than normally fo us on this deadline day.

FUCK, FUCK, FUCKITY FUCK. I hope thats bullshit or carroll wants to stay.

Probably hinges on Carroll being sold.

TBF, its odd, 35 million for a player who we'd have struggled to get 5m for 12 months ago. Mental. I dunno if it will go through and I think if this happened in july hed be sold. I'm not sure he'd actually want to leave though tbf.

I bet a few of the big ones don't actually get confirmed until Tuesday. Spurs transfers you mean, or will that be later in the week?

Media know fuck all tbf. I love alot of the breaking news on skysports. "Newcastle sign Woody Woodpecker, we just read it on their offcial website, we like many fans have PC's with an internet browser and an F5 key"

Wigan are in the Championship?

Sturridge and Carroll would work brilliantly together I think, really hope we get him. agree Are we even in for Sturridge? This I see nothing in links

He seems to think his best side was his pompey side. I heard if he doesnt get Llorente or Carroll hes signing Benjani

Well, if we do get him, play him off a striker. I'd play him off Ameobi until carrols fit.

Just seen him eating a greggs pasty whilst burning an irish flag driving a pink cadillac down northumberland street.