Carlito

This.

Exactly. We had the 4-4 and the 5-0 over West Ham in his first season. Once he stamps his mark on the team they'll be bottom 3, it'll just take a bit of time.

Bit of both. Pardew is better suited to managing Championship level quality. So we either needed to get rid of Pardew or buy in worse players. Presenting Pardew with players like some of ours was like putting a dog in charge of a helicopter. As such, there was a problem with some of our players: to wit, that they weren't sufficiently hopeless for him to work with effectively :cheesy: http://cl.jroo.me/z3/l/5/E/d/a.aaa-Flying-Dog-Helicopter.jpg

McClaren?? Fuck off man

"Support the team, not the regime!" "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

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Floated to Willo at the back!

Do we ever? Pass it around until we lose it.

typical Pardew for England etc.

Yep - and Pardew was really successful against giants like Brighton, wasn't he..!? exactly, and Stevenage. You can see Pardew apologists throwing that one about now. Definitely. But Bluestar was taking the p*ss. Kinda got that impression after I posted. Fair enough

Yep - and Pardew was really successful against giants like Brighton, wasn't he..!? exactly, and Stevenage. You can see Pardew apologists throwing that one about now.

The fact that he's making so much noise about it probably means he's already in with a good shout of getting it considering how unambitious Ashley is. Fucking woeful if he's given the job when there are so many options out there. Wish he'd fucked off to Palace with Pardew.

It's 2014, not 1602. Stop ignoring history man. What? So I should dislike people because of things that happened hundreds of years ago? this thread is taking ridiculous turns like Love this place

None of them are worthy of playing for the club. They can all get to fuck.

Hoofing it to himself at the far post.

Casually saying what clubs they hate, including us

I find it so annoying when every bellend in football tries to sound smart by starting a sentence with "Listen".

I hope to f*** that was just on the radio and not at the ground Burger van's been brought in for half time

He said 'out-tacticed' about 5 times before. What a moron. He also got caught choking on his sandwich again, as per.

"The players' attitudes here have been absolutely first class, so I'm wondering, can we help change that..."

I think Merson and Collymore on the same broadcast would cause a 10-car pile-up tbh

"If Palace win, we riot"

Merson has always bad-mouthed Newcastle. He was shitting all over the importance of the derby in comparison to others a couple of seasons ago before he had to retract his statement. He's a bumbling shitecunt who is paid to get caught eating sandwiches or have his teeth fall out on the telly.

Just tuned in, sounds like I missed all the nonsense. Merson is an idiot, though. He's contradicted himself plenty, and he can't even pronounce any cunt's names properly.