http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3328480/Otto-the-octopus-wrecks-havoc.html
Yeah read that before, clever as f***. If Wenger or Fergie started giving Otto Von Pus s*** in the technical area he would just squirt ink on the c***s and climb back in his tank to give out more technical tentacle signals to his players.
Did you see the video of the one that would climb out of its tank at night and eat the fish? The aquarium workers couldn't work out what was happening to their fish until they court the sneeky so and so climbing out when it had thought everyone had gone. Tried looking for the video but couldn't find it.
Yup, and he would make a fine prem manager.