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Yep. Still, there's always the Wolves job. http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md95uagwKT1qck737.gif

Some trouble, as in its still possible, I could have even included Stoke really. I know. I'm just letting the euphoria go to my head.

Of course they will. Wigan are done for.

Point of order. We're not still in trouble. We're 100/1 with some bookies to go down now. I am as pessimistic as the next man, but there's no chance we're going down after this evening.

I was on the Holte End on Boxing Day 1989, when we took Man United apart. We were singing "Fergie on the dole", and I recall the Sun the next day had the same thing across its back page. Oh how wrong we were. Ironically, when we were neck and neck with them for the title the first time he won them it (92-3), it was the continued presence of Ferguson, and therefore the birth of "Fergie Time" which saw them win the league as they got a full SEVEN f***ing MINUTES of injury time against Sheffield Wednesday and Steve Bruce scored twice. That was the single most gutting day of my football life. Just thinking about it now, i feel genuinely sick. Eurgh that must have been awful. Did they need to win to win the league? No, there were four more matches left as I recall, but you just knew, when they won that match, that they were going to stay on top, and they did. It was the true birth of Fergie Time.

I was on the Holte End on Boxing Day 1989, when we took Man United apart. We were singing "Fergie on the dole", and I recall the Sun the next day had the same thing across its back page. Oh how wrong we were. Ironically, when we were neck and neck with them for the title the first time he won them it (92-3), it was the continued presence of Ferguson, and therefore the birth of "Fergie Time" which saw them win the league as they got a full SEVEN FUCKING MINUTES of injury time against Sheffield Wednesday and Steve Bruce scored twice. That was the single most gutting day of my football life. Just thinking about it now, i feel genuinely sick.

Ha ha ha, I know it's bad, but that made me piss myself laughing.

This weekend, you beat QPR. In a week's time, Wigan go to the Emirates and lose. Hey ho, Wigan are gone.

There's a decent chance that it could fall to us to relegate Wigan on the last day of the season. I think we'll be speaking for the rest of the country when we fuck that utter cocksocket Whelan up, especially given some of his comments about us when we sniffed around Martinez.

Yes, but for almost half of the league.

For Wigan to stand a chance of finishing above us, they need to win at Arsenal, three days after the FAC final. Not a fucking chance. For all the talk of Wigan surviving, people have neglected the fact that, while they look OK coming forward, they can't defend for shit.

Not really. They're expected to go down eventually, going down would be no big surprise to them, so they just go out and play. Clubs like you, us, Sunderland, shit our pants at the thought of going down.

Oh fucking no.

Half the crowd will probably fuck off at half time to catch The Apprentice at 9.

They owe it to Villa to win here. We gifted the cunts Bradford Fucking City at Wembley.

Wigan just look like they'll never, ever lose a match again.

Geoff Shreeve: "They think it's his hamstring" (strange emphasis on "hamstring")

I wonder if, during these relatively dull matches, Tyler and Smith are tempted to drop a few FIFA13 soundbites in. I know if I was one of them, I'd absolutely have to do it. "It's a five goal game split two ways" "Well, it might not be one of the best saves he's made, but it's one of the most important"

That Sian Massey doesn't half do some games. She seems to do them all these days.

Paul Scharner looks like a cool dude. Like he used to play bass in Weezer or something, but then left to devote himself to his career in pottery.

Just passed over our house, that.

Wow, the Swansea support. I don't blame them, mind.

Where is Swansea's passing game this evening? Mind you, we've taken four points off these cunts this season, so I am not sure I buy into that shit.

I am watching this on the Sky app on the Xbox, so it is a far bit behind the TV feed. Just for all those "OMG Wigan score" posts, YOU BASTARDS, THE DELAY RENDERS IT FEASIBLE.

I am shitting my pants, and we are four places and two points ahead of you. You lot must be in pieces.