brummie

Shut the fuck up man...Shes NOT all that ffs. Are you blind? Are you desperate? Gettin upset about because i dont dig some average lookin lass with big tits? Well aye fella... I'm not getting upset, I'm just bemused as to your unimpressedness. Which isn't even a proper word. Bemused? She ISNT all that. Quite funny really...I wonder how many on here ACTUALLY have a lass. Also, how DARE you make gender assumptions about us, you reactionary running dog fool.

Shut the fuck up man...Shes NOT all that ffs. Are you blind? Are you desperate? Gettin upset about because i dont dig some average lookin lass with big tits? Well aye fella... I'm not getting upset, I'm just bemused as to your unimpressedness. Which isn't even a proper word. Bemused? She ISNT all that. Quite funny really...I wonder how many on here ACTUALLY have a lass. I've spent most of tonight hanging out the back of Sonia from Eastenders, actually, so BOLLOCKS.

Shut the fuck up man...Shes NOT all that ffs. Are you blind? Are you desperate? Gettin upset about because i dont dig some average lookin lass with big tits? Well aye fella... I'm not getting upset, I'm just bemused as to your unimpressedness. Which isn't even a proper word.

Shut the fuck up man...Shes NOT all that ffs. Are you blind?

Wow, look at that yellow thing she's wearing. It's as if it has been constructed purely to display her breasts in the best way possible.

Keith Andrews. Ha ha ha, poor the Ollbeeyun. Irray fair! Irray fair!

Similar to this? http://i.imgur.com/HZBBQ.png Bloody Hell. Real or not, that's a great rack. It is a great rack, although as a Rack Scientist, I feel duty bound to point out the large amount of uplift provided by that tight band underneath them. Even so, I would gladly absolutely fucking ruin her.

That prick who does the north east coverage, David something, I fucking hate him. He always seems to adopt a facial expression and tone so serious, you'd think he was reporting on the assassination of Martin Luther King or something, rather than spending 12 hours standing outside a football ground repeating the same thing over and over again while a band of drooling mongs twat around behind him.

That little top bit of cleavage on show from Natalie Sawyer is lovely.

I know nothing about American Football, but isn't that dude another example of Randy Lerner's utter inability ti appoint the right man to the job?

QPR signings so underwhelming they haven't even attracted any teenage mongs to piss about behind the Sky reporter.

OMG! Can we have a "Harry stops, unwinds window of Range, speaks to SSN people" moment RIGHT NOW?

:frantic: :lol: :lol: *clicks counter* that's 6,345 times today.

It is indeed quite funny. I see that Davies could reject the mackems, I wonder if Heskey's plan B...... Oh, please, please, fucking please, PLEASE.

No fucking way would Sidwell go to play for MON again, he'd have to revert to his "subbed on on 75 mins EVERY SINGLE GAME" routine again.

He's going nowhere. He's doing the business for us of late. Fo' real? Yes, he's been genuinely excellent for the last several games. Lovely ball to set up Bent's goal at Arsenal last weekend.

He's going nowhere. He's doing the business for us of late.

I've been telling you for ages, the absolute best thing for you lot with MON going there is the chance to laugh at their 1980s style transfer policy. What's Tommy Tynan doing these days?

Take your hat off, you slovenly prick, you're indoors. Just what I was going to post. What an ignorant prick. He's probably not used to being around people, mind, he's been at home playing Xbox games and wanking over that singer's tits for the last two years.

Take your hat off, you slovenly prick, you're indoors.

Guillem Balague clearly making shit up.

Apparently, Fulham are looking at getting Diego Swarfega in.

When MON started getting to do his own business for us, there were a few signings we thought "nice one", a lot we thought "well, we'll give him the chance to do it for us" and a few we thought "What the fucking hell?" (Harewood, Knight, Heskey) it's generally a slow process of it dawning on you that he cant be fucking arsed to do any work in the market, never looks abroad for players, always goes for the obvious UK based player, doesn't think about the phenomenal wages involved. Kevin Davies and Wayne Bridge are unbelievably predictable signings. I would not be remotely surprised to see him come in for Heskey today.

"Things are changing all the time!!!!" = "nothing's happening, we've had to get this orange bell-end in to fill the gaps with us"

Today is the day Sunderland fans will get that first sinking feeling about MON in their stomachs. I imagine we'll see at least one, possibly two, typical MON signings - lazy, overpriced, fucking predictable and deeply, deeply underwhelming (especially if they're strikers)