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I know an awful lot about him, and let me say this, if it were us buying him back rather than Ollbeeyun, I'd be going fucking mental. He's dreadful.

That... that would be so marvellous. I can't be bothered going through how bad I think James Collins is again. The superlatives would reach the next page. I could find a few more you wouldn't have thought of. If we sold Collins and Heskey, I think I'd ejaculate my head clean off my shoulders

*throws self in front of train*

That sounds about right. Great finish by Bent there.

Tomorrow is only the 30th, strange to see MON move so early. Not at all strange to see him eyeing up the obvious, low-effort, zero-insight signing.

Rumours down here about Zigic going from Bham to Sunderland. Ha ha ha.

Got a good chance here. Arsenal are a million miles from unbeatable, and don't you have a handy record at the Emirates? In the league: P5 W2 D2 L1 We're incredibly unpredictable.

COME ON YOU VILLA BOYS!

Congratulations to you chaps. I know how much this means to you.

what? I think what he's getting at is Liverpool's disgusting way of handling it has basically told the even more retarded than usual section of Liverpool support that it's okay to do things like that prick up there in the picture. Through the t shirts, the conspiracy theories, the persecution complex, they're essentially telling the fans that they can do whatever they want and expect that they shouldn't get in trouble. And that's what's pissed me off the most about this. Liverpool's non-action towards their own player's racism has effectively opened the floodgates. Let's not forget shit like Twitter warriors 'facing' up to Collymore since this. Such a disgusting club, one of the few I would genuinely smile at if it ever went over. Fuck the club, fuck the fans. That's what I meant ^^ except explained much better than my attempt.

what? It's simple. Liverpool react to one of their players racially abusing an opponent by wearing t-shirts with his name on. Liverpool then make an "us v them" issue of the whole thing, whch is taken by some fucking retarded idiots as meaning actually, racism isn't that bad at all. That's why it was such a reckless thing to do.

They (Sunderland) had better get used to this.

Man in stands engages in racist behaviour = we'll do all we can to apprehend this dreadful miscreant. Man on pitch engages in racist behaviour = t-shirt campaign, protestations of innocence, downplaying of racism, booing of victim.

And at the end, that witless haircut in a Gap shirt, "and thankfully it was only about the football today" Hmmm. Not quite sure about that, you braindead cuntbubble.

Just when you thought LFC were as detached from reallity as it was possible to be, along comes another indicator that they're still deteriorating.

Just seen this. Fucking hell. I'm glad this cunt has been arrested. Unfortunately, that is the depressingly predictable result of wearing those t-shirts. What a squalid sequence of behaviour from LFC.

Isn't that more likely to be the fact they knew they were going to be offski, so wanted a bit more special adulation?

Just to point out: I would not be even remotely surprised if MON went for Kevin Davies. He's exactly what he likes up front. Big, strong, limited, and already playing in this country, so he doesn't have to make any fucking effort. BOOM!

Wouldn't go that far I would. . It's fair to say English football wasn't the right style of football for him. He would be better in his domestic league or in Spain. Maybe thats true. Although he'd do better anywhere if he lost some weight. Always looks fat-arsed to me.

Wouldn't go that far I would. All the bluenoses I know (and I know a few of them) are cock-a-hoop they've moved him on.

We don't have art school in this country any more, Mike. The Tories have banned it, plus anything else that involves pleasure, as part of their austerity drive. Next to feel Osbourne's swinging axe: reading books, picking your nose, and enjoying the smell of your own farts. We're all in this together.

Could actually happen. If they insist on an Englishman it would surely be between Pardew, Hodgson, and Allardyce. Unless they did something daft like appoint Pearce or bring back Hoddle then I can't see who else would be in the frame. Steve Bruce? I'll tell you who else would be in the frame (and it'd take a relaxation of the English rule to mean "home" manager), but MON would definitely be in the frame. And what's more, he'd drop Sunderland and walk away without a nanosecond's thought, too. It'd be worth it for the laugh, even if it did mean the national team regressing back to the 1980s.

I don't really see why Webb wouldn't have sent him off if he'd seen it. He's said today that had he seen it, he'd have sent him off. What possible reason would Howard Webb have for deliberately not seeing it? he's a Man United fan (practically a Man United player) FFS.

A cursory glance at the other videos uploaded by that user would have shown all the other promos, one of which (IIRC) featured Carlos Cuellar pinging balls off a groundsman on a lawnmower at 60 yards. Carlos is the only Spanish man on earth who can't use a football (his touch is like a puppy trying to pick up a balloon), so that should have set alarm bells ringing.

this is quite unbelievable. Last year Villa's marketing department made a load of clearly doctored videos showing players doing incredible things. From the Liverpool Echo today: These people are quite clearly retarded if they thought this was genuine, they need some form of legal protection stopping them spending transfer money. The video: http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-fc/liverpool-fc-news/2012/01/21/bolton-v-liverpool-fc-preview-kenny-dalglish-s-belief-in-stewart-downing-unwavering-100252-30167724/