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Should be a cracker of a game then. From what i have seen of you, and what I have seen of us, it is going to be an absolute borefest. Trust me, I have an innate ability to sniff the dull ones out in advance, and this is one of them. I've got a season ticket but am toying with the idea of taking the Mrs shopping instead for the afternoon instead. That's how convinced I am that this is going to be a snoozathon. EDIT - I figure I can at least go to Waterstones, get a copy of the book I am reading currently, find one of those comfy chairs up on the top floor and read for a couple of hours. Then the Mrs will come back brandishing bags of clothes, and happy. That, friends, is the exciting life I lead.

You haven't missed much. It has been very austere and functional. Pretty much like at least half the teams in the PL currently. Just uninspirational, and rather shapeless.

Yeah, the problem is, we can't get the ball to him. Watching our match on Saturday, I was only slightly more isolated than Darren Bent, and I was sat 90 miles away.

Jenas is injured and won't be fit in time. I will be amazed if this is anything but a draw, and not at all surprised if it is goalless We are very solid defensively these days, but struggle to get the ball to Bent, as N'Zogbia hasn't really settled yet, and the manager is still trying to get midfield right.

Sunderland fans seem to think that the only reason any player ever leaves them is for more money.

Add another one to the tally. Very disappointed not to win but good to see we're still able to deliver a good performance. That's the worst I've seen us play for a fair while to be honest, totally undeserved point. I can't bear the thought of another four months relying on Stephen Fucking Warnock.

Absolute daylight robbery if it stays like this, we've been awful

I understand Dunne is playing quite well. McLeish seems to have got the best out of him again so far this season.

Apparently Diego Swarfega might be allowed out on loan in January. I fucking hope we go for him. The lad's class.

I hate Stoke City and their mind numbing brand of football, but you have to say, Pulis has done a very good job of managing that club.

I genuinely mean this, but I was under the impression you'd done some decent business this summer.

We've lost 15 players and replaced them with 4. Everyone's unhappy these days. it's the new happy. I'm glad I'm not an Everton fan tonight, though

No offence, but anyone who thinks Craven Cottage is one of the shittest grounds in the country is beyond redemption. best away of the lot.

The crowds around these SSN mongs outside training grounds are even more of an embarassment to our young people than those feral rats we saw out looting recently.

The way we're going, we'd probably accept it.

Own goals and giving away penalties are his speciality.

The only thing I can say about this is that there were rumours last week about him coming back to us, and I'm very glad they're not true. He's rubbish. Although we seem to be cornering the market on signing rubbish today, so you should be ok.

Big Sam is that you? Shh!

WTF ? She is built for a battering, just how a proper woman should be Look at her chest, it's one of those that says "fuck you, check me out, you piece of shit" whilst sneering at you.

Joe Fucking Cole. What the fuck is Lerner doing? This window has been an act of wilful self-damage.

Hayley McQueen is a nice looking, well built girl, isn't she? Nice, somewhat chunky arms and an arrogant chest. I definitely would.

Watching the annual 12 hour loop of Arry sat in his Range Rover talking about all the players he likes (who all play for other clubs, he seems to forget) makes me want to SMASH THE FUCKING TELEVISION TO PIECES WITH MY BARE FISTS.

Luke Young in talks with QPR. I just don't get why we're selling him

They know the price of everything, and the value of nothing. Horrible, vulgar lottery winners.

We're absolutely to the bone in terms of squad depth, so unfortunately (for us, but not you) - and I can't believe it has come to this - I don't actually think we'd sell him. :-(