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Wont happen as he doesn't want to move from the South Coast. This. He won't leave Sandbanks. Not sure why mind, it's nice there but not that nice. Only round the corner from me, I've cycled past his a few times hoping to see him so I can give him a slap. Appointing Redknapp would be the equivalent of buying one of those big-club rejects we used to stockpile. He's past it, his best days are behind him, he's had the one big failure that probably sends his career on a downward spiral towards retirement. Would be a very, very negative appointment.

Very, very low? Eh? Why not? He might not be signing a new contract at Everton and MA could easily do to Pardew what he did to Hughton; especially if the stories of MA's "ruthless streak" is all true. I mean obviously he'd be a fantastic appointment but surely he'd have better offers and might be put off by Ashley's reputation (which is probably a bit unfairly negative at this point.)

Just as well our board could care less what the fans think then. If we don't get relegated Alan Pardew will still be our manager come August - FACT. The board won't care what N-O thinks but clearly they will care what the general fan population thinks. If people start voting with their feet and gates go down it will be a massive financial hit for the club.

Very, very low?

Can't we all just have a good cry together without going through the whole "I wanted him sacked before you did, hah!" routine?

Just to put a positive spin on things, how good is it going to feel if he's sacked and we finally score from a corner the very next game?

Well, we can't sack all our players so I'll go for the next best thing.

Any manager of any team in the world would be sacked for taking a team that finished 5th to 15th or 16th or whatever we'll end up as and losing 3-0 to a vastly inferior local rival at home.

Pardew's post match interview should just be him kneeling down and committing Hara-Kiri on camera.

I'm not worried. We'll pick up the odd results and just barely limp our way to safety. And it will still have been the shittest season ever, somehow feeling even worse than 08/09.

That's what you hope for. Remy's the dangerous intangible however. Good player, can worry any defence (with his pace) BUT most importantly he's bidding a pole-position seat in the shop window come Summer. Concerned that he's going to show up and put in a blinder of a shift. QPR would have to start caring before they can stop really.

Seriously, we could be like tenth or something and this one result would still be a sackable offense. What a ridiculously pathetic match

My rational side still believes this. Every other part of me wants nothing more than to wake up in the morning to the news that we sacked the fucker.

IMO, Ashley and Llambias have to be starting to look at the business side of things and how keeping Pardew for the next year will impact gates/season ticket renewals. Their personal relationship is probably the only thing keeping him in a job right now.

Just pull the trigger Mike. Give me a reason to care.

Two derbies for me today. Pathetic results in both. Fuck football.

Sack him before full time.

Jesus Christ. Just stop breathing everyone.

It's like Tiote doesn't even exist. Fucking everyone gets past him.

And another

Oh look, another corner

All we nee dis a ridiculous sending off and an injury

Please die.

Fuck life. Fuck football

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK